Saturday, November 03, 2007

Clock Day

Clock Day
by
Dr. Thursday

Clock Day is coming and the Congressman is fat
Time is unimportant when the Senate goes to bat!
If you think our clocks should stay in sync with noon by the sun's view
Then write* a letter to your rep
And God bless you!

[* In the modern age, you can amend this line to:
Then send an e-mail to your rep...]

God bless you, citizen, God bless you!
So write a letter to your rep and God bless you!

Clock Day is coming and the people give a howl:
Congress gives an order, so now what was fair is foul.
Such power has corrupted them, in all they say and do!
So send an e-mail to your rep
And God bless you!

God bless you, citizen, God bless you!
So send an e-mail to your rep and God bless you!

and, from GKC:
Anomalies do matter very much, and do a great deal of harm; abstract illogicalities do matter a great deal, and do a great deal of harm. And this for a reason that anyone at all acquainted with human nature can see for himself. All injustice begins in the mind. And anomalies accustom the mind to the idea of unreason and untruth. Suppose I had by some pre-historic law the power of forcing every man in Battersea to nod his head three times before he got out of bed. The practical politicians might say that this power was a harmless anomaly; that it was not a grievance. It could do my subjects no harm; it could do me no good. The people of Battersea, they would say, might safely submit to it. But the people of Battersea could not safely submit to it, for all that. If I had nodded their heads for them for fifty years I could cut off their heads for them at the end of it with immeasurably greater ease. For there would have permanently sunk into every man's mind the notion that it was a natural thing for me to have a fantastic and irrational power. They would have grown accustomed to insanity. GKC ILN March 10 1906 CW 27:139

Friday, November 02, 2007

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Post

Upwards, all hearts!

It is a real case against conventional hagiography that it sometimes tends to make all saints seem to be the same. Whereas in fact no men are more different than saints; not even murderers.
[GKC, St. Thomas Aquinas CW2:478]
Today, November 1, is the feast of All Saints - that is, all those who have died and gotten to heaven, and who don't have their own special feast day. Of course it's really the feast of everyone in heaven, even those who do have special days, or maybe two (like St. John the Baptist) or a bunch, like the Blessed Virgin Mary. For now, until the paperwork gets done, this is when we really may celebrate Frances and Gilbert Chesterton - and Pierre Duhem, Galvani and Agnesi (see here for more about the witchcraft of this brilliant Catholic!) and Biringuccio and Buridan and Pasteur and Galileo... Oh, have I been emphasizing scientists? (Gee I wonder how that happened.) How about Francis Thompson and J. R. R. Tolkien and Belloc and Baring? How about Dante and Guido of Arezzo (who gave us ut-re-mi-fa-sol-la) and Olivier Messien (a great organ-composer of the 20th century)? How about Alcuin and Charlemagne?

I have mentioned Alcuin - dragged in his name, in fact - because I think it worth concentrating on some of the things he did - or may have done. It is secret work such as his, alas, now hidden in the secret records of the Recording Angel, which we may fruitfully contemplate today. In a funny way, the Feast of All Saints is most Chestertonian - because it is so deeply Catholic - but also because it is so deeply human.

It may be surprising to learn that even philosophers far distant from the Catholic way of life and thought have come up with such things. The short-lived French Republican calendar, in hate of European - that is, of both pagan and Catholic tradition, named their months from Nature, like "Heat", "Snow", "Vintage" and "Harvest" - OK, they had "Fog" and "Rain" but the animals and the weather do not harvest, do not make wine. (Leave it to the French to not forget the wine!) Then there are those negative people called "positivists":
A Positivist, as he figures in the life and correspondence of the Huxley and Arnold period, meant something much more definite than a rationalist who rested all his views on positive knowledge. A Positivist meant a Comtist, and a Comtist meant a good deal. Comte had a complete new religion, or rather, a new Church; for it was modelled throughout on the Catholic Church. It had a liturgy. It had a calendar. I believe it had vestments. I am sure it had saints' days dedicated to Darwin or Newton. I do not know in what the ceremonial consisted, or what were the vestments worn. Perhaps they all wore tails on Darwin Day. Perhaps they celebrated Sir Isaac Newton by dancing round an apple-tree and pelting each other with apples.
[GKC ILN Jan 27 1923 CW33:30-31]
So does this mean I think (or Chesterton thought) we ought to celebrate Darwin Day too? Well, you'll find out. You see, like Aquinas, GKC could see the brilliance even in the error of another, sift it, and take advantage of it. And he then revealed it, even if the heretic had hidden it.
To reveal more, press here.


If I might attempt a shorthand explanation, GKC seems to say that erroneous philosophers like Comte find truth because they still work as humans, in a human manner - and insofar as they maintain this true humanity, they succeed, despite their error or silliness. But here is what he says about Comte:
In an age of dusty modernity, when beauty was thought of as something barbaric and ugliness as something sensible, he alone saw that men must always have the sacredness of mummery. He saw that while the brutes have all the useful things, the things that are truly human are the useless ones. He saw the falsehood of that almost universal notion of to-day, the notion that rites and forms are something artificial, additional, and corrupt. Ritual is really much older than thought; it is much simpler and much wilder than thought. A feeling touching the nature of things does not only make men feel that there are certain proper things to say; it makes them feel that there are certain proper things to do. The more agreeable of these consist of dancing, building temples, and shouting very loud; the less agreeable, of wearing green carnations and burning other philosophers alive. But everywhere the religious dance came before the religious hymn, and man was a ritualist before he could speak. If Comtism had spread the world would have been converted, not by the Comtist philosophy, but by the Comtist calendar. ... A man who has faith must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ready to toil and die for his convictions when he is not even ready to wear a wreath round his head for them. I myself, to take a corpus vile, am very certain that I would not read the works of Comte through for any consideration whatever. But I can easily imagine myself with the greatest enthusiasm lighting a bonfire on Darwin Day.
[GKC, Heretics CW1:87]
Why? And why do I mention a bunch of names from the past, both important and barely remembered?

Because we are heirs to great things - and this feast day gives us an opportunity to be grateful to those who have given them to us. (Yes, you can do this on your Darwin Day, if you insist. I ought to note that most American universities, even secular ones, even CATHOLIC ones, already cancel classes on Newton Day, which is December 25 - though perhaps they give another reason.)

Oh. Am I being too technical again? I will try, without so many allusions. Let's see...

Who built the first boat? Who invented cheese? Who invented paper? And ink? And writing?

Who decided to start putting spaces between words, insteadofrunningthemtogetherastheRomansandGreeksdid? (It might have been Alcuin - The 26 Letters by Oscar Ogg says he invented the separation into sentences and paragraphs.)

Or how about this: Who fed _____ (fill in any great name) when he was little? Who gave him his first real job, or took him under his tutelage? Who taught him to read and write?

Ah... but why go so far back into the unknowns?

Who taught YOU (or your parents, or their parents) to read and write? Who fed YOU when you were little? Gave you employment? rendered you service? helped you in your needs?

It seems most fitting that this month is the month in which America celebrates her national day of thanks - and if we had fallen into the sane silliness of the French Republic, we might very appropriately call this month "THANKS". (Of course if it's in French, we must use the correct ending, whatever it may be!)

As you may have expected, Chesterton has anticipated all this:
But the world has to thank [the ancient world] for many things which it considers common and necessary; and the creators of those common things ought really to have a place among the heroes of humanity. If we were at rest in a real paganism, instead of being restless in a rather irrational reaction from Christianity, we might pay some sort of pagan honour to these nameless makers of mankind. We might have veiled statues of the man who first found fire or the man who first made a boat or the man who first tamed a horse. And if we brought them garlands or sacrifices, there would be more sense in it than in disfiguring our cities with cockney statues of stale politicians and philanthropists.
[GKC, The Everlasting Man CW2:200]
Indeed. Today, perhaps more than on any other day, we need to recall the real words that begin the Prayer of Thanks:

Priest: Sursum Corda! Upwards, [all] hearts!
People: Habemus ad Dominum! We have [moved them upwards], toward the Lord!
Priest: Gratias agamus Domino Deo nostro. Let us give thanks to the Lord, to our God.
People: Dignum et justum est. It is worthy/suitable, and just/regular/proper/fitting/perfect/right.

(my own translation, done not for precision of liturgy but for emphasis and implication.)

Recall, too, that in that prayer we join the entire heavenly choir of triumphant humans - a song which hitherto was sung only by the angels. [See Isaias 6:3]

Do something human today. Offer thanks - you will never know, can never count, all those to whom you owe it, but they will know.

It is time for a picnic on the roof, or lunch on the floor.

"...thanks are the highest form of thought... gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder."

[GKC, A Short History of England CW20:463]

Upwards, all hearts!

--Dr. Thursday

PS: Since I have risked much by mentioning the formal words of the liturgy and writing about them, I must add just a bit to show this is not simple speculation on my part. According to Jungman's The Mass of the Roman Rite, the formula "Let us give thanks..." actually dates back to Jewish prayer-formulas. Moreover, the response is definitively a Roman and a public acclamation, equivalent to "Amen": "...the response to the invitation to prayer by a Dignum et iustum est was current there [in Jewish order of prayer]. And in ancient culture too, accalamtion of this kind played a grand role. It was considered the proper thing for the lawfully assembled people to endorse an important decision, an election, or the taking of office or leitourgia, by means of an acclamation." Jungman's is a thoroughly annotated work; notes state that Aequum est, iustum est was used at the election of the Emperor Gordian; Dignum et iustum est was used at the election of the bishop in Hippo. [see I:15 note 40, II:111 and notes 10&11 on that page] This work has a lot to say about the inner details which I have only hinted at here.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A Fun Conference

The Circe Institute sounds like an interesting organization. Especially when I heard about their conference, coming up in July of 2008.
“A Contemplation of Humor” is a gathering of school leaders, teachers, and home educators with a sense of humor (or who need one) who yearn to cultivate wisdom and virtue in their students and children - and in themselves.

Meet attendees from Florida and Michigan to Virginia and California for

∙Three Unforgettable days
∙ A bunch of ludicrous speakers
∙ Twenty-four playful workshops
∙ Twelve provocative colloquies
∙ Three refreshing evenings
∙ One elegant Paideia Prize banquet


All at one astonishing retreat!
Doesn't that sound like fun?

Monday, October 29, 2007

Springfieldians!

If you are in the area of Springfield, IL and have the chance tomorrow night (Tuesday, October 30th) at 7pm, come to Christ the King church and hear me talk about Harry Potter, Chesterton, Father Brown and more. I would love to meet you and hope to see you there!

Capitalism and the Family

I found a blog where the conversation is just beginning on Capitalism and the Family, and I thought some of you might like to head over there and join in the conversation.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

October--Month of Mary and the Rosary

The Catholic Church is always celebrating something, either a saint's day, a feast day, a birthday, a martyrdom; and there are months dedicated to certain celebrations, as well. October has traditionally been one of "Mary's months" (the other being May, when May crownings occur) due in part to the events that occured in 1571 on October 7th at Lepanto.

So it is only fitting that a shop dedicated to Mary and the rosary should become interested in the American Chesterton Society's book entitled, Lepanto.

So, go check it out. Go to the Rosary Center and then to the click on "Books" and you'll see it there with a bright shiny yellow "New" notice.

A fellow Chestertonian sent this to me, and it is one of his many ways he quietly and anonymously helps the Chesterton society. Maybe you have a book store near you? Maybe you know the owner? Maybe you could see if they would like to carry the Chesterton society's books? Maybe you already do? Thank you. Every little bit helps.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Chesterton on Prime Time

Thomas Gibson's character on "Criminal Minds" this week ended the show with this quote:

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."

Typically, as sometimes happens with Chesterton, the character actor didn't get the exact quote which is:

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." ~G.K. Chesterton

H/T: Mark--who also noticed the misquote.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Thursday Post

Practical White Magic: Climbing to Step One-and-a-Fraction
...in all the wild rites and the savage myths, there is at least that twilight which suggests to itself, and by itself, that it might be more enlightened than it is. There is something in the grossest idolatry or the craziest mythology that has a quality of groping and adumbration. There is more in life than we understand; some have told that if we ate a scorpion or worshipped a green monkey we might understand it better. But the evolutionary educator, having never since his birth been in anything but the dark, naturally believes that he is in the daylight. His very notion of daylight is something which is so blank as to be merely blind. There are no depths in it, either of light or darkness. There are no dimensions in it; not only no fourth, but no third, no second, and hardly a first; certainly no dimensions in which the mind can move. Therefore the mind remains fixed, in a posture that is called progressive. It never looks back, even for remembrance; it never looks the other way, even for experiment; it never looks at the other side, even for an adventure; it never winks the other eye. It simply knows all there is; and there does not seem to be much to know. [GKC ILN Aug 6 1932; thanks to Frank Petta and my mother]
The first time I went to the Twin Cities to visit Dale Ahlquist, we went to that large shopping town near him - for some reason they call it a "mall". There seemed to be an amusement park inside the mall - which was already so gigantic it was hard to believe we were "inside" - one might have thought we were in a space station halfway between... er, sorry I can't go into that here.

Anyway, we stopped on our way to our noonday meal, and looked at the dozens of poor frightened young children being strapped into some gigantic mechanical thing. Then it started to move, in four or six directions at once, accompanied by screams of terror. I said to Dale how they used to train astronauts in those things, now kids pay money to scream their heads off...

Dale, being a polite Chestertonian, did NOT comment: "Yes, and their parents scream their heads off at how much it costs - once to buy lunch, and once to lose it." But then so much happened that day, perhaps I forgot. (No I did NOT take a ride.)

Now that we've set the appropriate degree of horror:

Please have your ticket ready, fasten your seat belts, tighten your rider-protection equipment. You are going to be displaced into a fractional dimension, courtesy of the American Chesterton Society. Warning: you should have abstained from food and drink for at least the last .03 minutes; in any case, your entrance fee is NOT refundable, and the management assumes no risks to your health or property. You may, however, retain the results of your journey as they will be useful for decorative purposes as we near Winter Tide.

Ahem. (Yes, I do get carried away, it's just such fun to play with these pleasant English word-things after fussing with the brackets, braces, asterisks and semicolons I have to write for work.)

So, here we are, finally ready to follow a very strange path: through the Tollbooth, down the rabbit hole, through the looking glass, by the Straight Road to the Furthest West, over the Mountains of the Dawn, via Platform Nine and Three Quarters... well, actually, on the nearest staircase of your home or office, to that strange step which is just past the first, but not quite the second.

I am going to tell you just a little bit about a strange little branch of mathematics, in which we take the recursion we examined last week and apply it to good old geometry. I can only tell you a little bit about it - as a computer scientist I spend (have spent!) a lot of time wandering along the various halls of the University, and have heard a smidgen here, a drop there... Often these crumbs get wedged into the computer in interesting ways, and they can be fun, and even useful. (I used this one to help a friend design planets... oops, I'm not supposed to talk about that either.) But this one is easy, and it turns out to make a very nice design, providing one remembers the "terminating condition" we talked about last week. Remember, the smallest doll that has no seam? (And what if it didn't?)

This is very much of an audience participation project, and it will be lots of fun to try. You may get tired after a little, and that's OK, because you can always print out our pictures - and if they aren't very nice on your printer, we will look into ways of getting good copies for you, if you ask. But even if all you have is a scrap of paper, a ruler, a pencil, and an eraser - that will be enough. (To do the whole thing, you ought to have a compass, the circle-drawing kind, but that's optional).

OK, ready? Hey, Joe, power up der machine! *CLICK* hummmm...

And when you're ready for the drop, CLICK HERE... (hee hee)

First, I will teach you the "rule". Then we will apply it. This is just a scrap-paper trial, so please play along. It won't hurt at all, and will take just a minute or so. You need a piece of paper, a ruler, a pencil, and an eraser.

The Rule. To do the Rule we are given a line segment.
(Draw a nice handy line maybe about three inches long, from left to right.)



Rule Step 1. Divide the given line segment into thirds.
(Take your pencil and lightly mark the point one third of the distance, and two thirds of the distance. Use a ruler, or just approximate.)



Rule Step 2. Draw an equilateral triangle on the center portion of the line segment.
(Again use your ruler and pencil. Make each side the same length. The picture will now look like a witch's hat - but that's NOT where the magic comes in, hee hee. That's later.)


Rule Step 3. Erase the central portion of the line segment, which is the base of the triangle.
(That's why you need the eraser. It's an important lesson in mystical reality - not every erasing is a mistake! You will now have a kind of V shape with long arms.)



Excellent. That's all the Rule is. (Whew.)

How about a short break for a little Chesterton?

...a hard black outline on a blank sheet of paper, an arbitrary line drawing such as I could make myself with a pen and ink on the paper in front of me - that this thing should come to life was and is a shock to the eye and brain having all the effect of a miracle. That something like a geometrical diagram should take on a personality, should shoot over the page by its own inky vitality, should run races and turn somersaults in its own flat country of two dimensions - this does still startle or stun me like a shot going past my head.
[GKC ILN Mar 19 1927 CW34:274]
He was talking about cartoons, yes indeed. But this is just a curious little pattern.

Now let us add the powerful magic of recursion!

Stage TWO. Take your result, and apply the Rule to each of the four NEW line segments you have.

After step 1, applied to all segments:


After step 2, applied to all segments:


After step 3, applied to all segments:


Very nice. You see - now, each of the four new pieces in your first result now looks like that result - just smaller? We've opened our first doll, and found another one inside, just the same.

OH, WOW. you are saying. Now, we do it again...

That is, STAGE THREE, STAGE FOUR, and so on.

Exactly.

But let us be a bit more artistic (if the word be permitted of such bland black-and-white efforts). Let us take a slightly more interesting shape, and apply the Rule in successive stages. Let us, in the name of the Triune God, or the three dimensions if you like, take an equilateral triangle as our start.
You can do this on a nice big sheet of paper if you want, and work carefully, as you will be delighted by the final product - but it will take some work. Just be patient, go all the way around at one level before getting smaller, and stop when things get too small to draw.


Stage One. Here's our starting triangle:

Stage Two. Now apply our Rule to each of the three sides:


Stage Three. And again...


Stage Four. And again...


Stage Five. And again...


Stage Six. And again...
At this point, the changes are too small for the computer to display, so I will quit here.

Now, this is the real-world kind of recursion. We have gone down to the smallest doll, to the pixel-level of the graphics, to the atomic level (Atom in the Greek sense - you cannot cut it any finer!)

But, as we hinted last week - what if there was no terminating condition?

Here again we must pause for a brief comment from a mathematician. We are going to talk (very informally) about a limit. That is, something that is a "final result" of a series of stages, the number of which may increase without bounds. Note that (contrary to the Eagles) we are not "taking it to the limit" by counting to infinity. I really do not have the time or space to explain "limit" now - except that Zeno was wrong. Simply because you can move, you can walk through an infinite number of halfway points from here to there. And the reason is because (as we mnath guys say) the limit of the infinite series is finite. You can add 1/2 and 1/4 and 1/8 and 1/16 and 1/32 and 1/64... and all the infinite fractions which are the reciprocals of the powers of two - and you will get ONE. No more, no less. (the Word, as GKC and St. John say, is One.)

Now, what happens when we apply our Rule along the infinite series of line segments?

Only about 40 years ago, a mathematician named Benoît Mandelbrot was studying the coastline of Britain. Noticing how there seemed to be a similarity of shapes depending on the degree of resolution, he developed the mathematics of such things as we have just considered and found that the result is finite in one sense, though infinite in another... After careful study, he found that somehow the final result is something MORE than a line (which has ONE dimension) but definitely LESS than a planar curve (which has TWO dimensions). He called these things of FRACTionAL dimension fractals.

Remembering that real things do NOT recede to infinity - they stop at some terminating condition, be it pixels, cells, or atoms - it is clear that some things have fractal-like character: tree branches, lightning bolts...

Snowflakes.

Hence, as I said in my title, White Magic. Well, actually it was Father Brown:
When the priest went forth again and set his face homeward, the cold had grown more intense and yet was somehow intoxicating. The trees stood up like silver candelabra of some incredibly cold Candlemas of purification. It was a piercing cold, like that silver sword of pure pain that once pierced the very heart of purity. But it was not a killing cold, save in the sense of seeming to kill all the mortal obstructions to our immortal and immeasurable vitality. The pale green sky of twilight, with one star like the star of Bethlehem, seemed by some strange contradiction to be a cavern of clarity. It was as if there could be a green furnace of cold which wakened all things to lifelike warmth, and that the deeper they went into those cold crystalline colours the more were they light like winged creatures and clear like coloured glass. It tingled with truth and it divided truth from error with a blade like ice; but all that was left had never felt so much alive. It was as if all joy were a jewel in the heart of an iceberg. The priest hardly understood his own mood as he advanced deeper and deeper into the green gloaming, drinking deeper and deeper draughts of that virginal vivacity of the air. Some forgotten muddle and morbidity seemed to be left behind, or wiped out as the snow had painted out the footprints of the man of blood. As he shuffled homewards through the snow, he muttered to himself: "And yet he is right enough about there being a white magic, if he only knows where to look for it."
[GKC "The Dagger With Wings" in The Incredulity of Father Brown]
There are lots of other tricks one can play - it is lots easier to do on computers, which don't mind the boring parts and are usually quite neat at inking and erasing and all that. In any case, this concludes our little ride - I hope you aren't queasy - if you have any questions please submit them in writing.

A final note: as disorienting as they may have been, your experiences today CANNOT be used in order to get a ride on the Space Shuttle. You'll have to go to that place in Minnesota for that kind of training - why not do it next June when you come for the Conference?

--Dr. Thursday

Heads up, Clevelanders

A G.K. Chesterton Club in Cleveland is forming. Our first kickoff event will be a tour of the Chesterton archives at John Carroll University. Date & time: TBA

Any interested parties should email Matthew Lewis at vocemur@yahoo.com

These Chesterton archives are everywhere! England, Texas, Minnesota...now Ohio. Who'd a guessed?

Schall on Chesterton

Our humble magazine, Gilbert, is priviledged to have Father James Schall grace our pages each issue.

I met Father Schall at a Chesterton conference, and he is so good. He gave a thoughtful talk, said Mass for the group, and also mingled and answered questions. A humble man.

His latest contribution in the July/August 2007 issue, titled "Four Philosophies" was, as usual, a good thing to read. Fr. Schall obviously understand Chesterton's point of view.

Fr. Schall explains how Chesterton described four ways of looking at life.
1. Atheist or materialist view--doesn't explain everything
2. The normal man, the natural man--sane, but you could justify anything
3. Buddhist view--the opposite of what people really want
4. Mystic or poetic view--the pagan view

None of these is all wrong, but an effort must be made to find what truth there is in them, and what falsehood.

And why didn't Chesterton include revelation in his list of philosophies? Well, read Father Schall--and Chesterton--to find out.

Monday, October 22, 2007

The Chesterton Web site

I want to bring your attention to a somewhat neglected section of the ACS web site, a place called Chesterton 101.

Here you can find introductory lectures on a variety of Chesterton books and subjects.

Someone here recently asked me if there was a Study Guide for one of Chesterton's books. I couldn't find one, but Dale Ahlquist reminded me that he had a lecture on that book in the Chesterton 101 section of the web site. When I went back to that web page, I realized I'd forgotten just how much good information is there. So, brew some tea or coffee or beer, go there, sip away, and read a while. I promise you it will fill many a happy hour.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Thursday Post

Life in Three Dimensions: Part II - The Doctor and the Dolls (or) Pronouns, Beer, Pyramids, and the "abbr."
Whatever was the man who built the pyramids, one feels that he must (to put it mildly) have been a clever man.
[GKC, William Blake 101]
I shall now resume my discussion of dimensions, but because you are almost certainly a "lit'ry" person I am going to have to explain the next step with quite a bit of care. Do not worry! Do not fear! It is not very complex, but it is very philosophical, and you will have some fun on the journey.

Our next step in our study is the very useful and fundamental trick of mathematics and computing called recursion. Recursion is nothing more than a very fancy use of the idea of a pronoun, but a sophisticated, nay, a magical and powerful pronoun - one which has lost its fear of crossing over into the realms of numbers, sets, functions and functionals, and all the complexities of (drum-roll) THE LEARNING which we call "Mathematics".

But perhaps you would rather find out about why computer scientists play with dolls. No, not the ones that say "Math is hard"! These kind.
You may have seen this beautiful Russian doll - it stars in a wonderful children's book called The Doll in the Window by Pamela Bianco. As you may know, this is made of wood, and there is a seam around the middle. If you twist carefully, it opens, and inside, you will find
another doll.

Similarly, the second doll has a seam, within which you will find...

a third doll. Not to prolong the tension, here is the whole family:

Now, these are my own - yes, now you can tell your friends that there really is a computer scientist who plays with dolls! But hang on for the punch line. It's not what you will expect. When I taught at the Unnamed School, they had a set in the department office, and once I sent a student there to borrow them to explain the SAME thing I am about to explain to you.

You see, there are several interesting things about these nesting dolls. First, the overall idea of a thing and another thing related to it, the same but somehow smaller - something defined in terms of itself - in the abstract, we call this recursion, and that is the topic for today. Second, there is something curious one may discover somewhere about the fifth or sixth doll - will the next one have a seam? Will there be yet another doll inside? Does it ever stop? And what would happen if it didn't?

You think this is NOT Chestertonian? Not only is it in a Chesterton book, but it is used in a rather horrifying lesson in theology by Father Brown: "there is this about such evil, that it opens door after door in hell, and always into smaller and smaller chambers." ["The Sign of the Broken Sword" in The Innocence of Father Brown] Hopefully, we won't go in the opposite direction today, which is the very same thing: "One went into larger and larger windowless rooms, rooms big with Babylonian perspective; but one never found the smallest window or a whisper of outer air." [GKC, Orthodoxy CW1:266] Indeed, I have a point in all this, if you are patient: "...for me all good things come to a point, swords for instance." [ibid.]

Some weeks back, a posting, or a comment, began to explore this line from Orthodoxy: "Poetry is sane because it floats easily in an infinite sea; reason seeks to cross the infinite sea, and so make it finite." [CW1:220] We are going to see two things here - one of them quite finite, like my eight dolls; the other is infinite, and yet limited, so we need not cross any infinite seas today. We'll do that next week, hee hee.

So! If you wish to find out more about dolls, beer, and pyramids, press here.
The doll, of course, is just an attractive starting point. I am not proposing to go into "recursion" as we do in computer science, but only to give you a rough, poetic idea about it, in order that I can show you something curious, and perhaps "artistic". Well - some may call it art, others just a pattern, but in order to talk about it, we need to grasp the idea behind (not inside) the dolls. So, let us begin with a pronoun.
The Apostles' Creed begins with the pronoun "I"; but it goes on to rather more important nouns and names.
[GKC, The Well and the Shallows CW3:350]
The pronoun, you may recall, is just a name for something or someone, which has the remarkable property of both linking and unlinking from person to person, and thing to thing - a magical kind of verbal mirror, which by reflection can show any chosen individual or individuals. It is a real time-saver - it permits real simplifications of what would be very complex ideas. (Though, as any magic, it has its risks. It is easy to forget what the REAL thing is to which the current reflection is to correspond!) But we are not going to play that kind of game - the kind where one has to provide hints in parentheses. Heaven knows I use them a lot - but then they are another kind of magic, for another kind of simplification - or simpleton.

Now, pronouns in math are nothing new - except perhaps for the term. Us math guys usually call such things "variables" - grade-school teachers, for some strange reason, call them "placeholders" which sounds like a thing at a restaurant. But after all, "x" is just as valid a pronoun in a statement like
x + y = 7
as "he" is in a statement like
He is reading a book by Chesterton.
In both cases, we are told something and we are also left wondering about something. (hee hee: which book?)

However, unless one has played with some of the "advanced" kinds of mathematics, one rarely encounters the very special form of "pronoun" I am about to describe. I have had to make up an example which I can explain quickly, but will tell you what you need to know, so if you DO know about functions and recursion, don't be too shocked I did not use the factorial! (hee hee) But! its! levity! is! just! a! little! too! much! for! the! present! (Sorry - "x!" is read "x factorial" in math.)

OK. Now that I have told you all this, let us talk about beer. Ah! In our day, unlike GKC's, some of us buy beer in cans. I am not going to argue about that; let us just take it as a given. Some of us have more money, and can buy it in bottles or kegs, or more time, and can brew our own. But unlike these other containers the beer can has the wonderful property of being fun to stack into pyramids. Just to clarify for those few of you who may have never done this, a beer can pyramid is made by placing two cans side by side, and one can centered above their point of contact. Usually, people that drink beer from cans drink one can at a time, and so they are forced to build their pyramids as the ancients did: starting at the bottom. (If you want to hear about the fools who build them starting at the top, you must wait for my book on Subsidiarity.)

When one builds a pyramid, one must calculate the requirements first - just as our Lord told us. (see Luke 14:28) Let us say we wish to have a nice small one, with just six cans across the bottom. That means we'll need six cans, and however many cans make a pyramid with five cans at the bottom. Remember we need to stagger the rows as we go up, so if we have six on the bottom, we can only have five in the next row up. Fine.

So to make the pyramid with five cans on the bottom, we need those five cans, and however many are needed to make a pyramid of four.

So to make the pyramid with four cans on the bottom, we need those four cans, and however many are needed to make a pyramid of three.

So to make the pyramid with three cans on the bottom, we need those three cans, and however many are needed to make a pyramid of two.

So to make the pyramid with two cans on the bottom, we need those two cans, and however many are needed to make a pyramid of one.

BUT A PYRAMID OF ONE CAN IS ONE CAN.

So that means I need one, and two, and three, and four, and five, and six cans, or 21 cans total. (Great - we could do it with one case, and have three left over to enjoy later.)

Now, remember how I told you about how a PRONOUN can simplify complicated ideas? Wouldn't it be nice if I could have written this six-pyramid explanation?

Let's say that P(n) is the pronoun we want. P(n) means "How many cans it takes to build a pyramid with n cans on the bottom row". Shorthand. OK, now here is the fun thing. We know TWO THINGS about our pronoun - and one thing we don't know - just like real pronouns.

FIRST THING: P(1) is 1. A pyramid with one can on the bottom requires one can.

SECOND THING: For any number bigger than one - call it "SHE" (just to bend the rules) we need THAT MANY cans, and ALSO however many cans it takes to make a pyramid of ONE LESS than "SHE". But we can say it like this:

P(she) = she + P(she-1)

Now, why on earth did I mention "abbr." in my title? Well, "abbr." is the ABBREVIATION for the word "abbreviation". This sounds like a joke, but is really just an instance of what we call a self-referential object. That is, an object which somehow contains itself. Every so often you will see someone on TV standing in front of a TV monitor, which is showing that picture. So on the TV you see (somewhat smaller) a person standing by a TV, and on that TV you see (even smaller) a person standing by a TV, etc... Maybe you have some of those Russian dolls? The big doll opens along its middle, and inside is another doll, very similar, but smaller. It also opens, and inside is another doll...

NOW YOU HAVE BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CALL RECURSION: a function (or rule, or idea) which somehow contains itself within itself - like the dolls. In real-world computing, we use recursion for certain kinds of work - but we must (repeat MUST) always check to see that we know TWO THINGS, as we saw with our beer-can formula. We must have a "stopping point" (we call it the "terminating condition") which is simply defined. Like the smallest doll without a seam, or the pyramid of one can. And we also have the "recurring" rule, which uses the idea itself on a PORTION of the problem - remember how each time our pyramid is smaller by one? A doll-with-a-seam will have another doll inside. But sooner or later we shall hit our terminating condition - and get our answer. No infinite sea, remember?

Yes, the Beer Can formula which we have given above has a simpler form, in which the recursion has been taken out. It looks like this P(she) = she * (she+1) / 2. You can check this for six, because 6 times 7 divided by 2 is 21.

Ah. Fine. Nice. If you need help, you ought to ask. Because now we're going to ask a very hard question.

What if there is no terminating condition?

In the real world, we hit the limits of physics. If we make a TV picture depend on itself, sooner or later we get down to the resolution of the screen - the "graininess" or the pixels by which the picture is formed. If we make a sound depend on a sound, we usually call that feedback, and end up blowing out the amp. If we apply the idea to any physical idea, sooner or later we get down to something which does not divide - a living thing ends abruptly with cells, a material (chemical) thing with atoms. (We'll defer discussion of the atomic particles for the time being, except to note that whatever THEY are, they are NOT like the gross structures of our world, simply comprised of atoms.)

"But Doctor" - you moan, thoroughly confused and disgusted by the high mathematical jargon I have been spewing - "Is there anything at all Chestertonian in this 'self-referential' idea anyway?"

There sure is - at least two places:
There was a debating-club in Bedford Park, on which I first tried my crude ideas with even cruder rhetoric. It deserved better treatment. It was frightful fun. It was called the "I.D.K."; and an awful seal of secrecy was supposed to attach to the true meaning of the initials. Perhaps the Theosophists did really believe that it meant India's Divine Karma. Possibly the Socialists did interpret it as "Individualists Deserve Kicking". But it was a strict rule of the club that its members should profess ignorance of the meaning of its name; in the manner of the Know-Nothing movement in American politics. The stranger, the mere intruder into the sacred village, would ask, "But what does I.D.K. mean?"; and the initiate was expected to shrug his shoulders and say, "I don't know," in an offhand manner; in the hope that it would not be realised that, in a seeming refusal to reply, he had in fact replied. [GKC, Autobiography CW16:148]
And in "The Loyal Traitor" contained in GKC's Four Faultless Felons, we find "the word is One." While I can point out this has nothing to do with - er - let us say the Prologue of St. John's Gospel, I must, unfortunately, refrain from commenting further, lest I reveal too much of the mystery puzzle of that particular story.

But in mathematics, in the realm of ideas, what happens when we proceed into this strange infinite realm of never-ending recursion? Some kind of computational black hole of never-ending number? Well...

Stay tuned, and next time I will show you. Please stick with me here - the next chapter will give you something fun to do, and a result you can use in your Christmas decorating...

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Announcing.....

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The Father Brown Reader!

Available for preorders now. Just in time for your children, granchildren, or great-grandchildren for this Christmas (after you get them their Gilbert ornament, of course).

4 Short stories by G. K. Chesterton adapted by Nancy Carpentier Brown

Illustrated by Ted Schluenderfritz

This book features 4 Father Brown mysteries adpated for young readers:

A sapphire cross rescued . . . "The Blue Cross"

A set of silverware recovered . . . . "The Strange Feet"

A trio of diamonds restored . . . . "The Flying Stars"

A magician's puzzle solved . . . . "The Absence of Mr. Glass"

Great for gift giving to your favorite young readers!! (Appropriate for advanced 3rd graders-5th grade. Great for read alouds as well.)
OK people, I'm counting on you helping us make this a Best Seller and show the world how great a mystery writer GKC is. Order your 5 today!!!!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Punch and Judy

I am sure there are those of you out there who know a lot more about the connection between Punch and Judy and Chesterton than I do. All I can say is that, in reading the list of traditional characters in a Punch and Judy show, I finally felt I understood the characters in the story called "The Flying Stars" where a harlequin and a doctor and a policeman appear, each traditional characters in a P&J puppet show.

I cannot recall ever having actually seen a P&J show, although I've certainly seen snippets, Punch with a stick wacking at everyone in sight, etc., but I never knew the history or the story, nor how much this influenced Chesterton.

I hope that those who know will comment here, because I feel quite inadequate. I enjoyed reading this short history of P&J and knew that it was an important piece in understanding Chesterton (in trying to read some of the material he himself would have been familiar with and read in his day) so I enjoyed reading it.
Note from Gramps on Chesterton on Punch click here.
ILN October 8, 1921

I was delighted to see that Dr. Kimmins, at the recent British Association Conference, declared that children still find the fullest measure of fun in Punch and Judy. He said that his investigations had convinced him that most children preferred it to the cinema, in which I entirely agree with them. I can enjoy the cinema also, in due and distant subordination to Punch and Judy. As Tennyson says, "Let her know her place; she is second, not the first." At present it seems doubtful whether the cinema does know its place. It seems to have an indiscriminate craving for all stories and styles that are most unsuitable to it. I have remarked before on the incredible rumour of the filming of Mr. Bernard Shaw's play of "Pygmalion," which is exactly as if the original Pygmalion had advertised his statue as being recently translated from the original Hebrew, or arranged in syncopated time suitable to the banjo.It means literally nothing whatever. There is no play of "Pygmalion" apart from the tones of voice in which the heroine speaks. But apart from such extreme cases, the cinema producer seems to have very vague notions of the nature and limits of his own art. He delights in producing "Vanity Fair" by the machinery of the movies; or some such story that obviously depends on talk, and even on gossip. Now if I were to announce that I was producing "Vanity Fair" by the machinery of Punch and Judy, it would be clear that the form of art chosen had its limitations. It would have its triumphs also - the soul-sufficing, thundering thwack that Rawdon Crawley gives to Lord Steyne could be given with an energy far beyond the cinema or even the stage. These are the high moments of the Punch and Judy art; high even in philosophy and in ethics and politics. For do not our day-dreams of practical politics now largely consist in wishing we could hit wooden heads with a wooden stick?

The truth is that the cinema prevails over Punch end Judy not as great art, but merely as big business. There was probably more fun got out of Punch and Judy, but there was less money got out of it. And many modern people have a sort of imaginative reverence for a thing not only because a lot of money is got out of it, but merely because a lot of money is put into it. The materials of the old puppet-show were as simple as the wood carving and colouring of the old mediaeval crafts. The reason why all such puppet-shows have died out, I regret to say, is the same as that which has caused the guilds and the local liberties to die out. It is the same that has destroyed the free peasant and the small shop-keeper. It is the denial of dignity and poetry to the poor, and the concentration of worship as well as wealth upon a smaller and smaller ring of the rich. Dickens, who represented the last of the old liberty in a sort of glorious sunset, threw his rays of colour and romance on a thousand such poor and private figures, and among others on two men who travelled with a Punch and Judy. Dickens was a true egalitarian, seeing such men as men in an equal balance, for one of his showmen is a humbug and the other an honest fellow. But by no possibility could those two mountebanks have become millionaires, even by humbug, let alone honesty. They would never in any case become Lord Codlin and Sir Thomas Short.

That is where they differed from any adventurer producing films; and that is where they fail to attract or interest the emancipated modern mind.

Punch and Judy, or more properly, perhaps, Codlin and Short, suffer from the opposite fault to the vulgar universalism of the cinema. Punch is too modest, or Short is too shy. Punch and Judy, like the colder classical drama of Seneca and Corneille, does not extend its range even legitimately beyond certain unities of time and place. The firm of Messrs. Codlin and Short had in its hands a method that really could be applied to a great many other things besides Punch and Judy. I have always wondered that nobody has applied it; for the method of direct manipulation of dolls by the human hand itself is both a simple and a suggestive one. Like Mr. Short, I am more modest and moderate in my views than are the advertisers of the American film. I do not propose to produce "Pelleas and Melisande"in the manner of Punch and Judy. It might indeed be appropriate enough to represent such dramatic figures as dolls. The great Belgian dramatist often implies that his people are the puppets of fate. But they do not fight with fate with anything like the heroic courage shown by Mr. Punch. Punch is not a model of moral conduct in all his domestic relations; but the play is the more moral of the two in that vital respect - that Punch is defiant where Pelleas is only discontented. There is more kick in the old puppets than in many of the modern personalities. But I do not, as I say, propose to transfer the whole tragic and romantic drama of antiquity and modern times to that little stage in the street. I recognise its limitations, as the artists of the film do not seem to recognise theirs. The Punch and Judy method is admirably adapted to a certain type of artistic effect, which might be achieved by any number of other stories of the same style and spirit. It is adapted to the knock-about pantomime or fantastic farce, in which people are hammered with clubs or hanged on gibbets. But we have only to survey the society around us with a philosophical and philanthropic eye to see that there are many who want hammering as much as Judy, and many who need hanging as well as the Beadle. Anything in the way of mock tournaments, comic combats with broadsword or quarterstaff, dances at the end of a rope or otherwise beheading people, boiling them in big pots, or other simple sports of an age of innocence, could be performed in this fashion with any amount of vivacity and variety. I see such a vista of adventures for the wooden dolls that I feel inclined to devote my declining years to writing dramas for the Punch and Judy show.

The art of the Punch and Judy, like the arts of the old guilds, is a handicraft. It is that low thing called manual labour, like the work of the sculptor, the violinist, and the painter of the Transfiguration. The interest of it lies in the fact that the only instrument really employed is the hand, and the costume of the comic figure is merely a kind of glove. Everything is done with those three fingers, or rather two fingers and a thumb, with which, in fact, all the mightiest or most ingenious works of man have been done. Everything turns on the co-operation of that trinity of digits: the pen, the pencil, the bow of the violin, and even the foil or the sword. In this respect Punch and Judy has a purity and classical simplicity as a form of art, superior even to what is more commonly called the puppet show - the more mechanical system of marionettes that work on wires. And there is this final touch of disgrace in the neglect of it: that while marionettes are mostly a foreign amusement, Punch has become a purely English survival. It is very English; it is really popular, it is within the reach of comparatively poor men. Who can wonder that it is dying out? GKC ILN October 8, 1921

Monday, October 15, 2007

Lucky New York City--Live Performance of The Surprise

Male Friendship

I was re-reading the poem that Chesterton dedicated to Bentley which originally appeared in The Man Who Was Thursday and was recently reproduced in Gilbert magazine, and I felt jealous of their friendship. I wish I had some female friendships like Chestertons/Bentley/Belloc/etcs.

And I know there are some male friendships forged by Chesterton even today. I hear about these guys drinking wine, smoking cigars, singing Belloc's songs, etc., and I feel a little bit jealous.

Why is it so hard to make lasting and deep frienships today? My husband has been thinking about this for a while. He goes to Knights of Columbus meetings at our church, the only male organization there. They are all old guys playing pinochle. He goes, but hasn't forged any friendships.

He goes to art groups, art leagues, etc., and most of them are either artist wannabes (not working artists...yet) or elderly people who have art in common and are looking for some social outlets. He's met a lot of people this way, but no real friends.

He isn't into Chesterton, so I can't introduce him to my friends. ;-)

So, I read about Chesterton and I think about friendship, and I long for the Inn at the End of the World, where I'll go in, and everybody will know my name. "Hey, Nancy!" Sounds nice, eh?

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Californians: FYI

Dale Ahlquist, President of the American Chesterton Society, has written books and appeared on EWTN discussing G. K. Chesterton. We have arranged for Mr. Ahlquist to speak at the UC Berkeley campus on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 7:00 P.M.

His topic will be "The Art of Thinking: G.K. Chesterton on How to Use Your Brain for Its Intended Purpose."

The talk will be held in Room 166 of Barrows Hall. Barrows Hall is a short walk from the Sather Gate entrance to the UC Berkeley Campus. Limited street parking is available, or you can park at the Sather Gate Garage at 2450 Durant Avenue.

Please download and share the flier for this event with anyone you know who might be interested.

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Phone: 888-619-7882

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Thursday's Dr. Thursday Post


Life in Three Dimensions

"Were you ever an isosceles triangle?"
[Gabriel Gale asks this in "The Yellow Bird" in GKC's The Poet and the Lunatics

There is something beyond expression moving to the imagination in the idea of the holy fugitives being brought lower than the very land; as if the earth had swallowed them; the glory of God like gold buried in the ground. Perhaps the image is too deep for art, even in the sense of dealing in another dimension. For it might be difficult for any art to convey simultaneously the divine secret of the cavern and the cavalcade of the mysterious kings, trampling the rocky plain and shaking the cavern roof. Yet the medieval pictures would often represent parallel scenes on the same canvas; and the medieval popular theatre, which the guildsmen wheeled about the streets, was sometimes a structure of three floors, with one scene above another.
[GKC "Bethlehem and the Great Cities" in New Witness, December 8, 1922; reprinted in The Spice of Life 139]


Christ was not only born on the level of the world, but even lower than the world. The first act of the divine drama was enacted, not only on no stage set up above the sight-seer, but on a dark and curtained stage sunken out of sight; and that is an idea very difficult to express in most modes of artistic expression. It is the idea of simultaneous happenings on different levels of life. Something like it might have been attempted in the more archaic and decorative medieval art. But the more the artists learned of realism and perspective, the less they could depict at once the angels in the heavens and the shepherds on the hills, and the glory in the darkness that was under the hills. Perhaps it could have been best conveyed by the characteristic expedient of some of the medieval guilds, when they wheeled about the streets a theatre with three stages one above the other, with heaven above the earth and hell under the earth. But in the riddle of Bethlehem it was heaven that was under the earth. [GKC The Everlasting Man CW2:305]
Since we've had a lot of very serious and technical matters from theology recently, I thought we'd go to the other end of the University and spend some time with the math department. Of course this gets me in trouble right away: first because of the tendency of certain Chestertonians to think that the ACS and its blogg, and - in fact - ALL Chestertonians - are supposed to be "lit'ry" people, and shun the technical and mathematical. But then a quiet little Greek scholar sticks her head up and points out that the "Great Commission" in Mt 28:19 has the verb maqhteusate or mathêtusate which means "make disciples" - make LEARNERs. The ancient Greeks called this hated subject "The Learning" because it was learned. And some years ago, while I was at the unnamed school doing my doctorate, and we heard about the talking doll that said "Math is hard", I spent some time looking into the matter. The answer, as you might expect, is in Aquinas (his commentary on Boethius), and the answre is that Math is easy - as far as its "class" of knowledge is concerned. Obviously, it can be that any given aspect of math might be easy- or hard - for any given person. But that is not the same thing at all.

However interesting it may be to explore epistemology - the science of knowledge, it is a bit more than I want to write about. I have enough writing to do just now, and I want to get into something fun. It all started with last week's discussion of light - and the Lepanto novena. I say the "Luminous" mysteries, the "Mysteries of Light" - which explore the various scenes of the Public Ministry of Jesus. But one could just as easily call them the "Mysteries of Water" because water enters into each of them in a special way.

So I thought I might talk about water - thinking about the Baptism of our Lord at the Jordan, I imagined that every baptism since then contained a molecule of water which had touched Jesus.... and I started to wonder how many molecules that would be.

Well, one mole of water is just 18 grams - and a mole contains about 6.02e23 molecules - that's a computer way of writing a BIG number: 602,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 602 sextillion. That's plenty of molecules.

An aside about the word "mole" - this is also called "Avogadro's number" - it is really just a number with a "special name" like dozen, gross, or score... which reminds me of a limerick. But I will spare you. (If you are desperate, see here.)

But not having any nice imagery for such a vast number, I decided to look at the smaller one - 18 grams. Now that's not very big at all - but how big is it? I began to work it out, and found myself using a specialised form of mathematics called "dimensional analysis" - I wonder if it is even taught any more. It's a way of managing equations, say of physics or chemistry, or any real-world problem, so that the units are correct. Often someone is playing with miles per hour and needs the speed in feet per second - or something like that... dimensional analysis is just algebra applied to dimensions. Just to give you the answer, 18 grams of water is less than an ounce - about a shot-glass full.

Now, "dimension" comes from a Latin word meaning "measure": length, time, weight, temperature, and so on... Most of the time, we think there are "three" dimensions, sometimes called x, y, and z - left and right, in and out, up and down. It's when we talk about the fourth and other dimensions that things can get complicated. And then there are the fractional dimensions... at first, it sounds like a joke, like trying to go upstairs by exactly three and a half steps - but labelling a train platform "Nine and Three Quarters" starts sounding quite respectable to such geometers!

And perhaps you've thought I've lost the Chestertonian view? Not at all! In fact, the rest of this posting is pure GKC. You need to get the three dimension down pat, so I can proceed into other dimensions in a future posting. Please read carefully, and think about what you read; there MAY be a quiz next time...

--Dr. Thursday
Press here to enter the Chesterton Dimension...
The tendency of mankind to split up everything into three is hard to explain rationally. It is either false and a piece of superstition; or it is true and a part of religion. In either case it cannot be adequately explained on ordinary human judgment or average human experience. Three is really a very uncommon number in nature. The dual principle runs through nature as a whole; it is almost as if our earth and heaven had been made by the Heavenly Twins. There is no beast with three horns, no bird with three wings; no fish with three fins and no more. No monster has three eyes, except in fairy tales; no cat has three tails, except in logic. Sages have proved the world to be flat and round and oblate and oval; but none (as far as I know) have yet proved it to be triangular. Indeed, the triangle is one of the rarest shapes, not merely in the primal patterns of the cosmos, but even in the multifarious details of man's civilisation. There are three-cornered hats, certainly, and three-cornered tarts; but even taken together they scarcely provide the whole equipment of civilisation. Three-cornered tarts might be monotonous as a diet; as three-cornered hats would certainly be inadequate as a costume. The tripod was certainly important in pagan antiquity; but I cannot help thinking that its modern representative, the three-legged stool, has rather come down in the world. Evolution and the Struggle for Life (if I may mention such holy things in so light a connection) seem to have gone rather against the tripod; and even the three-legged stool is not so common as it was. Victory has gone to the quadrupeds of furniture: to the huge, ruthless sofas, the rampant and swaggering armchairs. It seems clear, therefore, that there is nothing in common human necessities, just as there is nothing in the structure and system of the physical world, to impregnate man with his curious taste for the number three. Yet he shows it in everything from the Three Brothers in the fairy-tale to the Three Estates of the realm; in everything from the Three Dimensions to the Three Bears. If the thing has a reason, it must be a reason beyond reason. It must be mystical; it may be theological.
[GKC ILN Dec 10 1910 CW28:643-4]
Mathematicians still go cracked over the mysterious properties of the number Nine; on hot days you can hear their heads going pop on all sides like chestnuts. Inventors still run about with little machines for Perpetual Motion. Philosophers still argue about the Fourth Dimension, without having the faintest reason to suppose that there is any such thing. These things are parts of the divine energy of man, because they are Games. But the disaster is this, that by calling our worst sins and tragedies by the name of "problems" we hazily remind people of these everlasting amusements - such as squaring the circle; and so make them content with slowness, with pedantry, with idleness, and with sterility. The reformer thinks himself as swift as Achilles if he goes nearly as fast as a tortoise. ...while the philosopher lives in the fourth dimension, the other three dimensions are closing in in meaner rooms and darker prisons around others of the children of men; and it takes a great deal longer to square the circle than to square the politicians. [GKC ILN Nov 25 1911 CW29:194]
The truth is that Professor Einstein has indeed revealed a kind of relativity which he did not intend to reveal. It is a relativity more relative, in Hamlet's sense of the word, than his own. Whatever be the merits of his own scientific theory, he has let out a secret about all scientific theories - or rather, to speak more justly, about the way in which all scientific theories may become scientific fashions. And that is by simply ceasing to be scientific.

And the importance of Einstein and his relativity in this relation is that, in his case, there cannot be anything scientific in the fashion, whatever there may be in the theory. In this case at least, if in this case for the first time, the public is quite certainly talking about what it does not understand. In the biological and psychological cases it may at least have been talking about what it imperfectly understood. It would not be very satisfactory for a biologist or a psychologist to be not so much a theory as a name, and not so much a name as a joke. It would not satisfy a biologist to be applauded in connection with the antics of a pantomime elephant. It would not have pleased Darwin that the Missing Link should appear only in the place of the pantomime cat. But at least it might be argued that men recognised the reference because they recognised the idea. At least it might be argued that the Darwinian idea does apply to elephants and does apply to cats. The popular impression of Darwinism was doubtless very dim and confused, as it is still. For most people it amounted to the notion that men were descended from monkeys; for many people it included the notion that men ought to scramble and fight each other like monkeys. This was not Darwin, but it was Darwinism. It was an idol more enormous, more evident, more solid, and perhaps more permanent than the idea which it misrepresented. The scientific thesis of natural selection was quite serious and thoughtful, and has been largely abandoned by scientific men. The fashionable legend was quite anarchical and absurd, and it is still firmly maintained by multitudes of unscientific men. But if the legend was a caricature of the theory, there was something in the theory to caricature. Darwin did say something about men and monkeys, as well as about cats and elephants; and the something could be popularised, if only in a pantomime. There is something to laugh at in the idea of a man who is half a monkey. There is nothing to laugh at in the idea of relativity. Men did make an image of the Missing Link; though it was an illogical image, because he was missing. They do not make an image of the Fourth Dimension, even an illogical image, because it is missing from imagination as well as experience. If they cheer and laugh at the mere word, it is not only because it is a word, but actually because it is a nonsense word. [GKC ILN Apr 15 1922 CW32:356-7]
...for a medieval man, his Paganism was like a wall and his Catholicism was like a window. No discussions of degree or relativity can get over the difference between a wall and a window. It is more even that a difference of dimension or of plane; it is very near to one of negative and positive. Anyhow, just as a very white sheet of paper looks black if held up against the sun, so any wall looks dark against any window. It may be a whitewashed wall, but it will not be as white as the dullest daylight.

... [Chaucer] had set up, as part of the structure of his own mind a sort of lower and larger stage, for all mankind, in which anything could happen without seriously hurting anybody; and an upper stage which he kept almost deliberately separate, on which walked the angels of the justice and the mercy and the omniscience of God. This was a sort of cosmic complexity, which was supported by the dual standpoint of his morality and philosophy, but which belonged in any case to his individual temperament. It was a temperament especially English; but it is not quite fair to infer in the usual fashion, that it was therefore merely illogical. At bottom, it was no more illogical than the three
dimensions are illogical. It depended on whether he was thinking along one line; or in the flat, as in broad farce; or of the solid images of virtue. [GKC, Chaucer CW18:354, 358]
It is queer that there have been so many philosophical fancies about The Fourth Dimension, in a world in which so many people have not yet discovered The Third. For in that spirit of antic allegory we may say that the modern materialistic world has been in two dimensions and very flat; rather like the Loves of the Triangles or those fishes on the floor of the sea which are almost as flat as figures in geometry. For most periods and civilisations, except the modern period in our civilisation, have really had something which may be best described as a third dimension; a third dimension of depth. It was also, as in the mathematical parallel, a third dimension of height. One way of putting it is to say that people had more of an inner life; but it was an inner life that sank into the abysses and ascended to the sky. We commonly cover it with the name of religion; but it must here be used in a wider sense than anything that is commonly meant by Christianity. Indeed, one of the most obvious forms of it is commonly called Paganism. It was the sense that something was present in the most material actions of men, which was not material but mystical.

If two friends were drinking wine together, there was also a third friend present, for whom wine was actually poured out; the god who had given wine to the human race. To him the vine was sacred; and the vine remained sacred long after the god was rather vague. But it gave to the very act of drinking a ritual character, which was ultimately a religious character. ... I have used the figure of the Loves of the Triangles; but perhaps, oddly enough, it is often the tragedy of this modern love that it is not a triangle. I am aware that there is a threadbare and rather shabby theme that is vulgarly identified with the triangular figure; but there is something deeper and more dignified which deserves much better to be called by the title of the Eternal Triangle. It is the third thing with which the lovers are united at the wedding, as the friends were united over the wine-cup. It is that third dimension of something deeper and more divine which increases all that is most happy and human. We say that it takes two to make a quarrel; and where they are really only two, they probably will quarrel. We say that two is company and three is none; and we shall have gone much deeper into the deepest realities before we discover what even the heathens knew: that three is company and two is none. [GKC ILN June 1, 1935 - thanks to Frank Petta and my mother]

There is perhaps nothing so perfect in all language or literature as the use of these three degrees in the parable of the lilies of the field; in which he seems first to take one small flower in his hand and note its simplicity and even its impotence; then suddenly expands it in flamboyant colours into all the palaces and pavilions full of a great name in national legend and national glory; and then, by yet a third overturn, shrivels it to nothing once more with a gesture as if flinging it away “...and if God so clothes the grass that to-day is and to-morrow is cast into the oven - how much more...” [Mt 6:28-30] It is like the building of a good Babel tower by white magic in a moment and in the movement of a hand; a tower heaved suddenly up to heaven on the top of which can be seen afar off, higher than we had fancied possible, the figure of man; lifted by three infinities above all other things, on a starry ladder of light logic and swift imagination. Merely in a literary sense it would be more of a masterpiece than most of the masterpieces in the libraries; yet it seems to have been uttered almost at random while a man might pull a flower. But merely in a literary sense also, this use of the comparative in several degrees has about it a quality which seems to me to hint of much higher things than the modern suggestion of the simple teaching of pastoral or communal ethics. [GKC The Everlasting Man CW2:332-3]

Reader Needs Our Help

If you can help Rich, please e-mail me ASAP.
Hi Nancy,

It's Rich. Can I ask you for a favour? Would you post a question on the ACS blog for anyone who could help?

The book is almost done. I am annotating it as we speak and soon I will have a complete manuscript on the distributist anthology of G.K.'s Weekly. I've run into a snag and maybe your readers can assist.

I came across a name Chesterton gives to the private big business owner named Moses Miggs. I'm assuming it is a fictitious name because I could not find the name online anywhere. Do you know or do your readers know if they have seen the name of Moses Miggs in any of Chesterton's fiction? I'm trying to find out if this is a real person or not (I assume the latter).

Here is the context and thanks in advance!

"But if Mr. Moses Miggs, who has a shop next door to the Post Office, buys up all the pens, ink, and paper, from all the shops miles round, so that nobody can write a letter except by coming to terms with him, then Mr. Miggs does in fact obtain exactly the same power as the Post Office..."
Anyone know?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Oldest and Noisiest Chestertonian

A must-read by Aidan Mackey.

The Ball and the Cross

Question from a reader who is reading The Ball and the Cross at her parish book club (yeah for them!) and looking for some help with a study guide, or study questions. Has anyone run across any? Written any?

I know some of you run Chesterton clubs, so I thought maybe there might be something out there.

Thanks for your help.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Chesterton Outmoded?

Reader takes up some sort of "Outmoded" book challenge, takes Napolean of Notting Hill off her shelf, and discovers she has a first edition!

The American Cecil Chesterton Society

This took me by surprise when I discovered it today.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Our Mr. Chesterton

I enjoy this feature of the magazine (Gilbert) very much. I like the personal anecdotes. Probably because I like the person of Chesterton so much. And his heroic virtue of....oh, that's another post, sorry ;-)

In this issue, we have a note from E.C. Bentley, a close friend of Chesterton's, describing the notebooks filled with Chesterton's writing, from very early on. I would love to see the book that they wrote together, taking turns writing chapters. And the item that he hated having anyone read his work while he was present....well, I thought I was the only one. ;-)

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Feast of St. Francis Post

Francis, Francis and Frances: the Meaning of Light

We are now on the sixth day of our Lepanto Novena. These nine days provide a rich stellar display of feasts:

Sept 29: St. Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, archangels
Sept 30: Doctor St. Jerome
Oct 1: DOCTOR St. Therese of Lisieux, the Little Flower
Oct 2: Holy Guardian Angels
Oct 4: John Bernardone (an alias - but read on...)
Oct 5: St. Maria Faustina
Oct 6: St. Bruno
Oct 7: Our Lady of the Rosary (and the victory at Lepanto)

In fact, October 3 seems to be the only date of the new calendar without a saint - though in the old calendar that used to be Doctor Terry's feast. (Although it may be of interest, I have no time to go into these calendar shifts; I have enough of that at work. "Clock Day" is one of the true horrors for those of us who have to watch clocks... and it's not far off.)

I mention this stellar lineup because with our entry into October, there is a lot of excitement for those of us who think about the stars. There are always thrilling things to see on a clear night - now is the time when we can see the great Andromeda galaxy, some 2 million light years away! And soon we'll be into the very dramatic season when there are a whole lot of really bright stars all visible at once... Aldebaran, Capella, Rigel, Betelgeuse, Procyon, Sirius, Castor, Pollux, Regulus, Spica... and the splendid three-in-a-row, the Belt of Orion, called the "Three Marys" by some. (Oh, boy, I can't wait!)

I have quoted elsewhere one of the most profound comments ever made about the stars, and since it is very impressive, I shall quote it again here:
"Considered as a collector of rare and precious things, the amateur astronomer has a great advantage over amateurs in all other fields, who must content themselves with second and third rate specimens. For example, only a few of the world's mineralogists could hope to own such a specimen as the Hope diamond... In contrast, the amateur astronomer has access at all times to the original objects of his study; the masterworks of the heavens belong to him as much as to the great observatories of the world."
[Robert Burnham Jr., Burnham's Celestial Handbook, 5, emphasis added]
Of course, all Chestertonians will hear a mystical harmony with another link of gems and stars:
I felt economical about the stars as if they were sapphires (they are called so in Milton's Eden): I hoarded the hills. For the universe is a single jewel, and while it is a natural cant to talk of a jewel as peerless and priceless, of this jewel it is literally true. This cosmos is indeed without peer and without price: for there cannot be another one. [GKC, Orthodoxy CW1:268]
Remember that next time somebody comes up with terms like "parallel universes", "multiverse" or such nonsense.

But what is a star? A gem or jewel? A big ball of hydrogen being fused at themonuclear temperatures? Faint sky lights you can ignore when you're out at night? Something for experts? Or something else?

In order to find out, we ought to find the right expert. Hmmm...
A grey-clad monk, who is the spirit of the Middle Ages, is approached upon the matter, and begins to say, in the arid manner of the Schoolmen, "Let us first of all consider, my brethren, the value of Light. If Light be in itself good - " [GKC, Heretics CW1:46]
Yes, Chesterton tells us, "all depends on what is the philosophy of Light." OK. Then what is light?

Er... a wave or a particle, something moving at 3e8 m/s, a stream of photons, energy dependent on the frequency... Oh, sure, if you know some physics, you can write
E = m c2

c = l f

E = h n

all you want, and then there's Maxwell... (ooh!)

But we need the philosophy, not the physics.

OK! (Ahem.) But what does the philosophy of light have to do with Francis, Francis and Frances? Press here to find out.

Here is the pivotal quote by which I hope to disentangle myself.

In the words of G. K. Chesterton, who married Frances Blogg and took Francis as his confirmation name:
the whole philosophy of St. Francis revolved round the idea of a new supernatural light on natural things, which meant the ultimate recovery not the ultimate refusal of natural things.
[GKC, St. Francis of Assisi CW2:59]
One of the deepest and most mystical of all words I know is a word from ancient Greek - the word Qewria - that is theôria, where the ô is a LONG o. It is the word from which the English word "theory" is derived. I shall not attempt to define it or even begin to explore it - it would take more disk space than I have, both at home and at work. But among the many curious and deep things about it is the link to another Greek word which means "I see".

For the mental thing (whatever it really is) which is called "theory" (in its most general sense) might also be called "vision" or "contemplation" - somehow it is linked to a kind of abstract "seeing" within the mind. And that is where the Light - in its philosophical sense - comes in.

Ahem. You are lost. Doc, you're really tiresome today. Lots of Greek, lots of math, lots of physics. One of the DARKEST essays you've tried to read recently - right?

Perhaps I can enLIGHTen you. I will try an analogy.

I have an idea, wandering around in my head. I will NOT tell you what it is NOW - I will represent it by the @ sign. I want to tell you about my idea. So I say:
There is green at the bottom, and blue at the top. Standing on the green is a big something - the @. The @ faces left, and seems to be chewing something. There is a brass bell around its neck. The @ is black and white, and has horns. The @ makes a sound (I will spell it "moo"). Somebody comes to the @, does something I cannot quite make out, and soon there is a pail of milk.
Sure, you laugh. Oh silly Doctor, you could have said "cow" and saved yourself a lot of typing!

Is that beginning to make any sense?

Let's give Chesterton a try:
Out of some dark forest under some ancient dawn there must come towards us, with lumbering yet dancing motions, one of the very queerest of the prehistoric creatures. We must see for the first time the strangely small head set on a neck not only longer but thicker than itself, as the face of a gargoyle is thrust out upon a gutter-spout, the one disproportionate crest of hair running along the ridge of that heavy neck like a beard in the wrong place; the feet, each like a solid club of horn, alone amid the feet of so many cattle; so that the true fear is to be found in showing, not the cloven, but the uncloven hoof. Nor is it mere verbal fancy to see him thus as a unique monster; for in a sense a monster means what is unique, and he is really unique. [GKC, The Everlasting Man CW2:149-50]
And again you say "horse" - very good. (I think his is better than mine.)

But what if the idea is something much more profound? What if the idea is something you have never seen, and will never see in this life?

It was for this reason - and here I hear the "Great Chorus" of two millennia of writers sing in harmony - indeed, it was for this reason that the Word was made Man - and this is the reason that we confess in our Sunday Creed that Jesus is "Light from Light". Or, as the priest says in the Preface for Christmas: "In him we see our God made visible and so are caught up in the love of the God we cannot see." It is the most wonderful of ideas - God - which has been set forth in the person of Jesus - and in Him this idea was elucidated much better than I could - or even GKC - could.

Alas, after 1100 years, the memory of this idea had gotten - well, maybe a little faded and torn around the edges. (Was that a black and white thing standing on something green, or perhaps a green thing standing on something black and white? Was the neck long, or the beard?) Remember, the idea was still around, and people still called it "cow" or "horse" or "Jesus" - but it was the fine and brilliant detail which had faded.

And then from a small Italian town God called forth a playboy-soldier, a troubador who liked to sing and dance - a young man named John Bernardone. (See October 4, above) He kept on singing and dancing, but he did it, and a lot more, for a whole new reason.

For in himself he made visible an image of Jesus. A man, a poor man, a happy man, a man interested in all things, but especially in other persons, and most of all interested in God.

It was this man, called "Francis" from his youth, who wrote one of the greatest love-poems ever written. He wrote it in a language which was just beginning to be its own fresh Italian instead of a very tired Latin. He wrote it very much like certain psalms or Bible canticles, or the ever-rich and ever-confusing first chapter of Genesis, simply by putting together a list. (I'd like to see your neighborhood cosmologist try that!) GKC told us that "The greatest of poems is an inventory." [Orthodoxy CW1:267] And in this love-song, John (aka Francis) Bernardone inventories all the things in creation, and put them - much like the brilliant Scholastics - into their proper order and place - that is, in their relation to God.

This song is the great Canticle of the Creatures, and here, at almost the very beginning, is the height of the description of light:

All praise be yours, my Lord, through all that you have made,
And first my lord Brother Sun,
Who brings the day; and light you give to us through him.

How beautiful is he, how radiant in all his splendor!
Of you, Most High, he bears the likeness.
Please read those last two lines again:

How beautiful is he, how radiant in all his splendor!
Of you, Most High, he bears the likeness.


Ah - perhaps now you can see! I hope these words of St. Francis have helped to shine some light on light.

Happy feast of St. Francis to all!

--Dr. Thursday

PS: Perhaps today you might try to read a little of GKC's own book about this wonderful saint. Don't forget that our bloggmistress Nancy Brown has a helpful Study Guide for GKC's book. I should warn you - you don't have to be a child to take advantage of it.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

If you live in or near Ro"chesterton", NY...

A conference which includes Chesterton.

Scholarship Winners

One thing I love to read each year in Gilbert is the Gilbert and Frances Scholarship winners essays. The latest Gilbert had two essays, by Spencer Howe and Alex Ogrodnick.

Naturally, as a homeschooling mother, I enjoyed Spencer's article: "The Attack on Parents as Primary Educators."
If parents abdicate thier role as teachers of their children, then external influences will inculcate the young with popular and one-sided views on the most controversial and disputed dogmas, including political involvement, history, religion, and morality.
Not bad.

Alex's article, "Of Beaatitudes, Money, and Gratitude" was a Chestertonian view of possessions.

I enjoyed reading these young authors work, and wish them the best in their future endeavors.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Gilbert's Vanity Plates seen in Arizona

Very cool. I think every state should have a Chesterton plate, and the proceeds should go to the ACS.

Gilbert Editorial

"The Nightmare--One Hundred Years Later"

If you own a copy of the book The Critical Judgements, you can read the contemporary reviews of The Man Who Was Thursday (TMWWT). Then, like today, some readers "got it" and some don't.

I remember Dawn Eden's talk at ChesterCon07, and she was talking about the influence of TMWWT. As she spoke, she held a copy of TMWWT in her hand. I was sitting in a place where I could see her hand, and the book, and I noticed that the book was able to lay flat (spine broken?), had many dogears, seemed to have underlines and notes on every page, and in every way showed signs of frequent reading. Dawn quoted to us several passages that had made a difference to her life.

Which brings me to a curious fact. The passages she quoted, were not the ones I underlined and remember. I have different sentences that mean much to me. And this is a great thing about Chesterton. He speaks to many different people in many different ways--using the same story. Amazing.

So, back to the editorial. Here we are, just completing a conference and an issue on a story that is 100 years old. Wonderful. Before the conference, we had a book discussion on line here about Thursday, and we discussed why it was called a Nightmare, which the editorial touches upon as well.

So, do you know what we are celebrating at ChesterCon08? The 100th Anniversary of Orthodoxy. I think maybe in about April, we'll start a book discussion of that, in preparation for the conference. Anyone interested in that?

Monday, October 01, 2007

Lepanto Novena Day 3

Chesterton's Potential Sainthood and Dorothy Collins' Remark

Seems below Gramps is determined to throw a wet blanket on the idea of Chesterton as a saint. Well, none of us really knows. That's why we have a church to think about such things. All we can do is produce evidence, give it to the right people, and they will decide, not us.

However, as I was reading this past weekend, I came across this curious passage in Aidan Mackey's new book, G.K. Chesterton: A Prophet for the 21st Century, With an Introduction by Dale Ahlquist:
"Again, he [Chesterton] so belittled his own powers that even those who knew him could be deceived. On several occasions, I [Aidan Mackey] asked Dorothy Collins, his secretary, who was as a daughter to Gilbert and Frances Chesterton, with which languages Gilbert had some familiarity. Each time I was assured that he had no knowledge whatsoever of any tongue other than English, other than a very few words of schoolboy French. Yet a reading of his Chaucer and other of his works clearly displays very sensitive knowledge of French and acquaintanceship with Latin. In fact, he translated a sonnet from the French of Joachim du Bellay so marvellously, that Mr. George Steiner....paid it...high tribute [which Mr. Mackey goes on to quote].

...I have since discovered that G.K.C. was awarded the Sixth Form ('A' Group) Prize for French at St. Paul's School in 1891...to have been the recipient of this award most certainly proves that he was brilliant at both written and oral French.
I merely relate Mr. Mackey's remarks as proof that even someone as close to Chesterton as Dorothy Collins may not have known him all that well.