Saturday, November 17, 2007

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Friday, November 16, 2007

Anniversary Celebrations

I just noticed, while visiting the American Chesterton Society Web Site, that the web site itself is about to celebrate it's 10th anniversary! With the Stat Counter currently at over 600,000, that's a lot of people finding out about Gilbert Chesterton in the last ten years. Congratulations, ACS!

Gilbert magazine just celebrated it's 10th anniversary, too.

And, on December 8th, this blog will be 2 whole years old! Our Stat Counter indicates... that it is no longer a stat counter :-( God only knows how many hundreds of thousands of visitors we've had in the last two years!!!!!

Right now, we're thinking of some games we could play on our anniversary. Or contests we could run. Triolets? Clerihews? Gype? Mystery Word Searches? Memes? What will we come up with? Stay tuned and you will find out.

And in our effort to provide you with an obscure Chestertonian quote, I give you this (found by searching on the word "anniversary"):
But it would never occur to the Prussians not to ride their high horses with the freshest insolence for the far-off victory of Sedan; though on that very anniversary the star of their fate had turned scornful in the sky, and Von Kluck was in retreat from Paris.--The Appetite of Tyranny, 1915, CW5

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Post

Ye Thorn and ye Thin Thread of Thanks

"...before I have done with you, you shall thank God for the very ducks on the pond."
-- G. K. Chesterton, Manalive
Sometimes even philosophers are engineers. Sometimes even atheists are catholic.

Yes, I know, don't those words express a horrible thought? Don't they make you cringe? The poor, sad doctors of philosophy: Nietzscheites blinded by the light, Hegelians and Kantians busy ignoring all the evidence, Aristotelites peering uncertainly at the swamp-exhalations the rest of us call the Milky Way, Platonics in the darkness of their unlighted cave, Socratics ending every sentence with a question mark - all the vast horde of "wisdom-lovers", forced to stoop to the filthy abasement of submitting to INK AND PAPER, and (horrors!) perhaps even a word-processor....

Yes, indeed: to leave off their dreaming, wake from their various unreal mental states, and slam hard up against Reality. Simply in order to get their latest idea into their favourite academic journal. Ah. What a delight.

But then they must. Or all their nonsense would stay stuffed in their brains, and not pollute our world. But each time they come to reality, bowing low before the simple tools, designed by engineers, built by workers, existing for real, and obeying the rules of reality, they formally, absolutely, completely deny their own mental dreams, and attest to the Scholastic, the Thomistic - no, let us be modern - the Chestertonian View. The Real View - which is Reality.

Why is it Chestertonian? Let us see what he had to say.
Read more.
It is a wonderful line, and one which we shall study again in another context:
... I am black but comely at this moment: because the cyclostyle has blacked me. Fear not. I shall wash myself. ... I like the Cyclostyle ink; it is so inky. I do not think there is anyone who takes quite such a fierce pleasure in things being themselves as I do. The startling wetness of water excites and intoxicates me: the fieriness of fire, the steeliness of steel, the unutterable muddiness of mud. It is just the same with people.... When we call a man "manly" or a woman "womanly" we touch the deepest philosophy.
[GKC to his fiancée, July 8 1899, quoted in Ward's Gilbert Keith Chesterton 108-9]
Reality. Real ink. It's black. What a wonderful thing ink is - its most wonderful action is in being black - black but comely, as the Canticle of Canticles (1:4) has it. (The discussion will involve all three words; it ought to be quite a meaty topic.)
"The inky-ness of ink." If the ink were faint, weak, insipid... "if salt loses its flavour" [Mt 5:13] ...well then why bother? Might as well use water for all the good it would do. Also, ink must dry quickly (though not too quickly!) and it must not spread - and there are probably a whole bunch of other important properties required. Maybe it's just as well we can buy it in a store, and not have to make it at home. Of course if you are using a laser printer, there's a whole other set of issues, but we cannot go into that now, hee hee. I am already far away from my topic - uh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Words, and letters. After all, if you have something to say, and you REALLY intent to put it down in BLACK and white, you had better think a little about your words.

And that's why I mentioned the second horrible short quip in my opening. How is it possible for an atheist to be "catholic"? I mean in the lower-case sense - the Greek word which means "universal". It's not my idea, it's Chesterton's:
It is the standing peculiarity of this curious world of ours that almost everything in it has been extolled enthusiastically and invariably extolled to the disadvantage of everything else. One after another almost every one of the phenomena of the universe has been declared to be alone capable of making life worth living. Books, love, business, religion, alcohol, abstract truth, private emotion, money, simplicity, mysticism, hard work, a life close to nature, a life close to Belgrave Square are every one of them passionately maintained by somebody to be so good that they redeem the evil of an otherwise indefensible world. Thus, while the world is almost always condemned in summary, it is always justified, and indeed extolled, in detail after detail. Existence has been praised and absolved by a chorus of pessimists. The work of giving thanks to Heaven is, as it were, divided ingeniously among them. Schopenhauer is told of as a kind of librarian in the House of God, to sing the praises of the austere pleasures of the mind. Carlyle, as steward, undertakes the working department and eulogises a life of labour in the fields. Omar Khayyam is established in the cellar, and swears that it is the only room in the house. Even the blackest of pessimistic artists enjoys his art. At the precise moment that he has written some shameless and terrible indictment of Creation, his one pang of joy in the achievement joins the universal chorus of gratitude, with the scent of the wild flower and the song of the bird.
[GKC, Varied Types 32-33]
In case you were wondering, Varied Types is Chesterton's Twelve Types with eight more essays added in. The essays first appeared in The Daily News and The Speaker.

And all this is why I quoted Innocent Smith from GKC's Manalive: "...before I have done with you, you shall thank God for the very ducks on the pond." Indeed. Before I am done with you, you - you philosopher, you atheist - you shall indeed thank God (or at least thank an unnamed engineer!) for your paper, your ink, your computer, your power lines, your desk and chair - the list goes on and on. "The greatest of poems is an inventory." [GKC, Orthodoxy CW1:267]

And you should be thankful even for the very letters and words you are writing and reading. What if you had to type (let us say) your posting, or your commment into one of these little comment boxes, and found, to your dismay, that some key on your keyboard was sticking? Not an important one, let us say... but a "rarely used" one.

As I have told you, I wander through the universe (and the university) peering into subjects that I do not study, but wish to know at least a little BIT about. I got a couple of books on "Bibliography"- the study of books-in-themselves - and learned how there is a letter which we call a "small letter" (you know, not a CAPITAL one) which is, (or had been) in the correct sense, an UPPER-CASE character - the letter "k". It's very funny - but I will have to tell you about it another time, because it does not help me get to my point.

But here's something that will. At least it is another oddity Have you ever seen those old fashioned signs, usually in a curio or souvenir shop, or on some just-built "olde-style" businesses, that read "Ye Olde Curio Shoppe"? This "Ye" is a famous double typographical error.

The correct typography ought to be "Ye" whatever. This is an OLD form of a contraction, and it is, like the upper-case little "k", a quirk of the ancient printing presses. It is just as funny to a Chestertonian as it is to see the failure of modern printers to use "ligatures" for "fl", "fi", "ff", and so on.

Why is it a quirk? Because in those ancient days, the REAL spelling of the word "the" was "þe" - that odd looking p-shape is NOT one of Tolkien's elvish runes. It is the old English letter called "thorn", which spelled the common digraph "th" of English. There were two such letters:
Þ or þ called "thorn"
and
Ð or ð called "eth"
But the printers would run out, or not have the "thorn" - especially in big fonts, like for title pages, or for POSTERS which got POSTED UP for people to see... (No they did NOT have bloggs back then; this was posting of paper with glue onto walls.) So the printers substituted the letter "Y" (Why, I don't quite know; I missed that lecture, or page) and to clue the reader in that there was something "contracted" about the word they were trying to represent, they "superscripted" the "e", thus we have "Ye" = "the".

Note. This is NOT the same "ye" as the old plural of "you", as in "O come all YE faithful".

Wow, Dr. Thursday, you've really gone off the deep end. What on earth does "YE" (however it is printed) and old English letters and whatever you were moaning about before about catholic atheists - what does ANY of that have to do with thanksgiving?

Well, I am sorry to subject you to my wondering, but that is what hit me about the alliteration in GKC's very famous phrase, speaking about his own thought, life, and conversion:
I hung on to the remains of religion by one thin thread of thanks. I thanked whatever gods might be, not like Swinburne, because no life lived for ever, but because any life lived at all; not, like Henley for my unconquerable soul (for I have never been so optimistic about my own soul as all that) but for my own soul and my own body, even if they could be conquered. This way of looking at things, with a sort of mystical minimum of gratitude, was of course, to some extent assisted by those few of the fashionable writers who were not pessimists; especially by Walt Whitman, by Browning and by Stevenson; Browning's "God must be glad one loves his world so much", or Stevenson's "belief in the ultimate decency of things". But I do not think it is too much to say that I took it in a way of my own; even if it was a way I could not see clearly or make very clear. What I meant, whether or no I managed to say it, was this; that no man knows how much he is an optimist, even when he calls himself a pessimist, because he has not really measured the depths of his debt to whatever created him and enabled him to call himself anything. At the back of our brains, so to speak, there was a forgotten blaze or burst of astonishment at our own existence. The object of the artistic and spiritual life was to dig for this submerged sunrise of wonder; so that a man sitting in a chair might suddenly understand that he was actually alive, and be happy. There were other aspects of this feeling, and other arguments about it, to which I shall have to return. Here it is only a necessary part of the narrative; as it involves the fact that, when I did begin to write, I was full of a new and fiery resolution to write against the Decadents and the Pessimists who ruled the culture of the age.
[GKC, Autobiography CW16:97, emphasis added]
I hope that, if all else fails, computers, characters (upper and lower!), philosophy and engineering, we all preserve our own "thin thread of thanks" unbroken...


--Dr. Thursday.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Novel News

Part of our on-going business here at the ACS blogg is to keep you informed of Chestertonian news. An anonymous source has leaked some details of a new work of fiction being developed - apparently being written by a Chestertonian, as it has tantalising Chesterton quotes at the start of each chapter. The leak consists of several chapters, set in America in the late 1840s. One of the main characters, John Fisher, was born in England though is presently working in America. It is suggested that his coat of arms plays a role in the story, and the author has asked Dr. Thursday to arrange an appropriate arms:

The Original Arms of John Fisher: Or, on a fess between three water-bougets azure, a fish naiant argent. (His mark of difference, a martlet, is omitted.)
Motto: Noli timere ex hoc iam homines eris capiens.
("Do not fear, from now on you will be catching men." Luke 5:10)

Our source informs us that the word "original" appears because the arms is changed; further explanation will have to await the complete text.

We look forward to reading this work when it is complete, and will inform you of further news as we learn of it.

And our thanks to Dr. Thursday for his heraldry expertise which helped in the making of this post.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Chesterton Academy Meeting

If you live in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, there is an important meeting in two days on November 15th concerning the new Chesterton Academy. Please attend if you are able.

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Remarkable Resolution Rendered by Roberta Riven

I think there is just a tiny bit of alliteration going on with that title. ;-)

James G. "Gerry" Bruen Jr. is a relatively new writer to Gilbert, but each article is a new and interesting fable. The latest, which I'll dub "TRRRRR" for short is an interesting tale of land, possession of land, dispossession of land, reallocation of land, and paradoxical sayings on par with GKC himself. Meetings in local pubs, secretive monks in hot air balloons, beer, ale: what more do you want in a story?

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Did you notice?

In the new issue of Gilbert, there is a curiosity.
It's on page 21.

The last line written in the translation says "Encyclopaedia" but Chesterton's own hand reveals a different, and I think important, word: "Cyclopaedia."

What do you think? Could this be a reference to Gertrude's, Frances's sister's death?

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Post

Praise of Simple Addition
When I walked along the pier at Ostend; and I heard some sailors uttering a measured shout as they laboured, and I remembered that sailors still sing in chorus while they work, and even sing different songs according to what part of their work they are doing. And a little while afterwards, when my sea journey was over, the sight of men working in the English fields reminded me again that there are still songs for harvest and for many agricultural routines. And I suddenly wondered why if this were so it should be quite unknown, for any modern trade to have a ritual poetry. How did people come to chant rude poems while pulling certain ropes or gathering certain fruit, and why did nobody do anything of the kind while producing any of the modern things? Why is a modern newspaper never printed by people singing in chorus? Why do shopmen seldom, if ever, sing?

If reapers sing while reaping, why should not auditors sing while auditing and bankers while banking? If there are songs for all the separate things that have to be done in a boat, why are there not songs for all the separate things that have to be done in a bank? As the train from Dover flew through the Kentish gardens, I tried to write a few songs suitable for commercial gentlemen. Thus, the work of bank clerk when casting up columns might begin with a thundering chorus in praise of Simple Addition.

"Up my lads and lift the ledgers, sleep and ease are o'er.
Hear the Stars of Morning shouting: 'Two and Two are four.'
Though the creeds and realms are reeling, though the sophists roar,
Though we weep and pawn our watches, Two and Two are Four."

[GKC, "The Little Birds Who Won't Sing" in Tremendous Trifles]
Addition. Sums. Adding. To be precise, a closed, associative, operation with an identity and an inverse, defined over sets both finite and infinite... While most mathematics is thought "hard" (if you are a doll) or "difficult" (if you are not Newton or Cauchy or Euler or Gauss) it is nearly a truism of language to speak of things being "as easy as addition" or "as simple as two plus two equals four" - even for such a non-math guy as our Uncle Gilbert:
Mr. Blatchford, with colossal simplicity, explained to millions of clerks and workingmen that the mother is like a bottle of blue beads and the father is like a bottle of yellow beads; and so the child is like a bottle of mixed blue beads and yellow. He might just as well have said that if the father has two legs and the mother has two legs, the child will have four legs. Obviously it is not a question of simple addition or simple division of a number of hard detached "qualities," like beads. It is an organic crisis and transformation of the most mysterious sort; so that even if the result is unavoidable, it will still be unexpected. It is not like blue beads mixed with yellow beads; it is like blue mixed with yellow; the result of which is green, a totally novel and unique experience, a new emotion.
[GKC, What's Wrong With the World, CW4:155]
Here already we find something transcendent about addition - I do not mean the underlying argument GKC is making - I mean the curious fact that there are some kinds of "addition" which do not work like the numbers. In the world of paint pigments, blue plus yellow equals green. But let us look a little at numbers and find out what is going on, and perhaps we shall also have a "novel and unique experience": the "new emotion" which provokes praise of addition.
Read more.

In order to talk about addition we have to talk about numbers. One of the first problems one encounters in talking about numbers is the same as in other fields: distinguishing between the thing-in-itself and its representation in print. Perhaps the simplest way of clearing up this puzzle is to show you some different forms of a "simple" addition problem. We'll use the same one GKC quoted.
Written English:
Two plus two equals four.
Algebraic notation:
2 + 2 = 4
Latin:
II et II est IV.
Typical personal computer (x86-based):
Given that EAX contains 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0010
and EBX contains 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0010
after performing ADD EAX,EBX
EAX contains 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0100.
Real addition:
**
(stuck together with)
**
(is the same as)
****
The last one is about as close as I can come (here in the e-cosmos) to the "thing-in-itself"; the others forms are "representations". They are ways of indicating - even suggesting - the true details contained only in the last display. You see, there is a real thing, addition, which has a real meaning in the real world. Get out some coins (I don't care what value they are) - or some paper clips - or a few somethings. Put two of them in front of you, on your left side, and two of them on your right side. You see there are two here, and also two there. (Of course you do. It's simple!) Now slide them together into a little heap. Now there are four, even though you might be able to tell which two were on the left and which two were on the right - but that doesn't matter - there are four together, which are somehow the same as two and another two: though they were apart, now they are joined.

It is simple because there are just a few, and we can handle (that is USE OUR HANDS) to manipulate them (yes, I know that's just using a Latin term for the same thing...)

What if there were more than we would care to shove around? Or we were "adding" things that are not "shove-able"?

Ah. That's where "addition" (the symbols, or the representations) come in.

Taxonomists throw their hands up in the air over human beings - the species homo sapiens (Man-the-wise). Someone, searching for a way of expressing the unique catholicity of our species, and thereby demonstrating the perfection of the species sapiens, is always making a suggestion of another gerund to go here. Some have said faber (the maker, because we make tools - things for making - ah, a recursive thought!); others ludens (the player, because we play games); still others ridens (the laugher, for obvious reasons, hee hee). Tolkien, with his deep penetration, and his true love of words, named his reasoning beings the Quenta - the Speakers - and if he played the taxonomy game, he might have proposed homo loquens - man, the speaker.

Yes, in the process of wisdom, we first reduce reality to the spoken word (So we say "two plus two equals four.") Then we move to writing:

(that is, "two added-to two amounts-to four")
and all the other variations which have been encoded over the millennia.

I should, however, point out that the form using a computer is even more of a cheat than the others. And it will come as a real surprise to some, because it is not technical, but philosophical. Language, be it symbolic representations of sounds (Remember that "to" represents the same sound as "two"!) or symbolic representations of words ("2" represents "two" but also duo or zwei<>deux or dos!) possesses a strange characteristic, deriving directly from something supernatural. Language, the spoken word (and therefore the written word too) has an infinite or eternal dimension - one-sided, yes, but infinite in the sense that it is "unbounded".

My gosh, haven't you felt that these "Dr. Thursday" posts are going to run on and on? Hee hee.

We know full well that we'll get tired, have to go home from work or school, go to bed, or whatever. But at a given moment, we "feel" that the words might go on and on, as long as is needed. And so, we can think of numbers that perhaps we might never really say - numbers that no computer, no collection of computers, could ever store - numbers that might not even mean anything in the "real" world - but really big numbers... googol-plex, and such - and we can, by that power residing in the part of us which is NOT physical, immediately think of adding one to it.
An aside: If you need more on this, I direct you to The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster, in which the Mathemagician presents a good commentary on infinity. His brother, King Azaz, makes the same comment, though in somewhat more veiled language. As you may know, our hero Milo receives infinite gifts from each of them, but then I must not reveal too much. Go and read it yourself.
In other words, our grasp of the abstraction implicit in numbers and addition is somehow derived from the supernatural trait called the imperishability of the soul: since WE can imagine talking on-and-on, long enough to finish the addition, we can grasp the general notion of addition. Now for the shock.

Computers cannot do this.

The addition which is "native" to computers is NOT that kind of addition. It looks like regular addition, and will work as long as one keeps things "small enough" - but.

First, this addition is a representation, just as much as "2" is a representation for "two" (and so on) - it has to be, because the "numbers" in the computer are themselves representations! We tech guys write zeros and ones (well actually most of the time we use the regular numbers, and the machinery fixes them during compilation), but actually the "numbers" are just a higher voltage and a lower voltage on separate wires, or tiny thin strands of metal on a wafer of quartz, or regions of magnetized iron particles on a spinning plate.

Second, this addition is what math guys call "modular addition" - or the grade school teachers might call clock math. There is a wrapping-around that happens, sooner or later, and if you count high enough, you have to start over again at zero. Ever notice how if you call a friend at 11 AM and say you'll meet for lunch in two hours, you add 11+2 and get one? Yes, that's right... on a typical computer (either x86 or 68000), if you add two to 4294967295 you will also get one. It's true, and for the same reason. On clocks, the wrapping happens at zero, which is also called twelve. On most computers, the wrapping happens at the number called 232 or 4294967296, which is also called zero, because 4294967296 requires thirty-three bits to write, and these computers can only add 32 bits at once. (Sure, if you are a tech, you can think of tricks - I know several, but we are not going into that today.) Now, most of the time we don't need to actually count up to 4 billion, so we don't have a problem with this wrap-around. But we have to know that it's there. Why is it there? Why will something like that always be there? Simply because one has to build the machinery to hold the data. Either a "register" (the thing that holds the 32 bits, and wraps around) or memory, or hard drives, or whatever it may be - all such things are finite.

But the human mind is not.

Thus, there arises, even here, in the dull simplicity of a very technical (and perhaps very boring) little matter - the matter of addition - we are faced with ETERNITY - with one of the greatest thoughts possible. And that brings us squarely face to face with God and religion. Which is as it should be:
...very uneducated rich men who loudly demanded education. And among the marks of their ignorance and stupidity was the particular mark that they regarded letters and figures as dead things, quite separate from each other and from a general view of life. They thought of a boy learning his letters as something quite cut off, for instance, from what is meant by a man of letters. They thought a calculating boy could be made like a calculating machine. When somebody said to them, therefore, "These things must be taught in a spiritual atmosphere", they thought it was nonsense; they had a vague idea that it meant that a child could only do a simple addition sum when surrounded with the smell of incense. But they thought simple addition much more simple than it is. When the Catholic controversialist said to them, "Even the alphabet can be learnt in a Catholic way", they thought he was a raving bigot, they thought he meant that nobody must ever read anything but a Latin missal.
But he meant what he said, and what he said is thoroughly sound psychology. There is a Catholic view of learning the alphabet; for instance, it prevents you from thinking that the only thing that matters is learning the alphabet; or from despising better people than yourself, if they do not happen to have learnt the alphabet.
[GKC, The Common Man 166-7]

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

A Chesterton Relative has died

One of Charles's great-grandsons was the writer GK Chesterton, who worked for the firm [the Chesterton family real estate business] very briefly before deciding it was not for him.
I was not aware that Gilbert had actually worked in his father's business. Have I missed something?

I also thought it was interesting that they note Sir Oliver had a gift for putting everyone at ease. Perhaps this was a family trait?

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Great Scot! Gilbert's on Time!


Perhaps the world will stop spinning. Perhaps it is un-Chestertonian. But we have great news! And a cover to unveil.

If this isn't the most gorgeous cover you've ever seen on a Gilbert magazine, I'll eat my blog. ;-)
For the first time in my [Sean Dailey's] four+ years as editor, we made deadline. The December issue was sent to press yesterday, meaning the issue will be mailed to subscribers before the end of November. Readers will get their December issue in December, rather than in Lent, ;-).
This issue contains some Harry Potter discussions. There is also a very special treat: a 13-page spread consisting of an illustrated version of Chesterton's poem "The Wise Men." (Illustrated by Beatrice Wilczynski, [scroll down]who died in 1984).
A second very special treat is a color cover by Ben Hatke. Finally, there is a write-up of the Rochester Chesterton Conference, on Chesterton and Conversion.--from Sean Dailey, Editor-in-Chief, Gilbert

More ideas about Open Minds

Thanks to Dr. Thursday, here is another good "open minded" quote:
if I have never experienced such a thing as green I cannot even say that my nose is not green. It may be as green as possible for all I know, if I have really no experience of greenness. So we shouted at each other and shook the room; because metaphysics is the only thoroughly emotional thing. And the difference between us was very deep, because it was a difference as to the object of the whole thing called broad-mindedness or the opening of the intellect. For my friend said that he opened his intellect as the sun opens the fans of a palm tree, opening for opening's sake, opening infinitely for ever. But I said that I opened my intellect as I opened my mouth, in order to shut it again on something solid. I was doing it at the moment. And as I truly pointed out, it would look uncommonly silly if I went on opening my mouth infinitely, for ever and ever.
[from "The Extraordinary Cabman" in Tremendous Trifles]


And Dr. T also supplies the citation for yesterday's citationless quote:
"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice. "

that is from ILN January 6, 1906 CW27:98 also printed as "The Methuselahite" in All Things Considered
Thank you Dr. T!

Monday, November 05, 2007

The Object of Opening the Mind...

"The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid." (Autobiography. Collected Works Vol. 16, p. 212)

and again,

A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice.

Just keeping an open mind, as this article shows, tends to lead you toward a "new philosophy" which tends to praise some "old vice" and then you call yourself a "catholic Catholic"? I don't think so.

UPDATE: More of the same lack of thinking.

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10th Anniversary Issue Arrived

Yeah, yeah, you probably got yours a week ago. But my mailman reads mine for a week, and then delivers it to me, so I'm always last.

I'm still reading mine. Was there anything in the anniversary issue you particularly wanted to discuss here? I had the most fun, so far, just reading the letters to the editor.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Tony Snow on the Media

H/T: The Anchoress.
I believe GKC would have liked this speech.
We also hear the the First Ammendment is under siege. I think that's true. I don't believe anyone here would disagree with the proposition that the quality of public discourse isn't what it once was or that it presently achieves levels of excellence and depth that it desperately needs to reach.

Yet—while it may be tempting to blame the usual suspects—the government, interest groups, angry factionalists—those forces frequently have always tried to restrict the free flow of ideas, and they always have failed.

They're not the culprits here. Instead, there's a new an unexpected menace on the block: The media.
Although Mr. Snow could use some grammar lessons. "frequently have always"?

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Clock Day

Clock Day
by
Dr. Thursday

Clock Day is coming and the Congressman is fat
Time is unimportant when the Senate goes to bat!
If you think our clocks should stay in sync with noon by the sun's view
Then write* a letter to your rep
And God bless you!

[* In the modern age, you can amend this line to:
Then send an e-mail to your rep...]

God bless you, citizen, God bless you!
So write a letter to your rep and God bless you!

Clock Day is coming and the people give a howl:
Congress gives an order, so now what was fair is foul.
Such power has corrupted them, in all they say and do!
So send an e-mail to your rep
And God bless you!

God bless you, citizen, God bless you!
So send an e-mail to your rep and God bless you!

and, from GKC:
Anomalies do matter very much, and do a great deal of harm; abstract illogicalities do matter a great deal, and do a great deal of harm. And this for a reason that anyone at all acquainted with human nature can see for himself. All injustice begins in the mind. And anomalies accustom the mind to the idea of unreason and untruth. Suppose I had by some pre-historic law the power of forcing every man in Battersea to nod his head three times before he got out of bed. The practical politicians might say that this power was a harmless anomaly; that it was not a grievance. It could do my subjects no harm; it could do me no good. The people of Battersea, they would say, might safely submit to it. But the people of Battersea could not safely submit to it, for all that. If I had nodded their heads for them for fifty years I could cut off their heads for them at the end of it with immeasurably greater ease. For there would have permanently sunk into every man's mind the notion that it was a natural thing for me to have a fantastic and irrational power. They would have grown accustomed to insanity. GKC ILN March 10 1906 CW 27:139

Friday, November 02, 2007

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Dr. Thursday's Post

Upwards, all hearts!

It is a real case against conventional hagiography that it sometimes tends to make all saints seem to be the same. Whereas in fact no men are more different than saints; not even murderers.
[GKC, St. Thomas Aquinas CW2:478]
Today, November 1, is the feast of All Saints - that is, all those who have died and gotten to heaven, and who don't have their own special feast day. Of course it's really the feast of everyone in heaven, even those who do have special days, or maybe two (like St. John the Baptist) or a bunch, like the Blessed Virgin Mary. For now, until the paperwork gets done, this is when we really may celebrate Frances and Gilbert Chesterton - and Pierre Duhem, Galvani and Agnesi (see here for more about the witchcraft of this brilliant Catholic!) and Biringuccio and Buridan and Pasteur and Galileo... Oh, have I been emphasizing scientists? (Gee I wonder how that happened.) How about Francis Thompson and J. R. R. Tolkien and Belloc and Baring? How about Dante and Guido of Arezzo (who gave us ut-re-mi-fa-sol-la) and Olivier Messien (a great organ-composer of the 20th century)? How about Alcuin and Charlemagne?

I have mentioned Alcuin - dragged in his name, in fact - because I think it worth concentrating on some of the things he did - or may have done. It is secret work such as his, alas, now hidden in the secret records of the Recording Angel, which we may fruitfully contemplate today. In a funny way, the Feast of All Saints is most Chestertonian - because it is so deeply Catholic - but also because it is so deeply human.

It may be surprising to learn that even philosophers far distant from the Catholic way of life and thought have come up with such things. The short-lived French Republican calendar, in hate of European - that is, of both pagan and Catholic tradition, named their months from Nature, like "Heat", "Snow", "Vintage" and "Harvest" - OK, they had "Fog" and "Rain" but the animals and the weather do not harvest, do not make wine. (Leave it to the French to not forget the wine!) Then there are those negative people called "positivists":
A Positivist, as he figures in the life and correspondence of the Huxley and Arnold period, meant something much more definite than a rationalist who rested all his views on positive knowledge. A Positivist meant a Comtist, and a Comtist meant a good deal. Comte had a complete new religion, or rather, a new Church; for it was modelled throughout on the Catholic Church. It had a liturgy. It had a calendar. I believe it had vestments. I am sure it had saints' days dedicated to Darwin or Newton. I do not know in what the ceremonial consisted, or what were the vestments worn. Perhaps they all wore tails on Darwin Day. Perhaps they celebrated Sir Isaac Newton by dancing round an apple-tree and pelting each other with apples.
[GKC ILN Jan 27 1923 CW33:30-31]
So does this mean I think (or Chesterton thought) we ought to celebrate Darwin Day too? Well, you'll find out. You see, like Aquinas, GKC could see the brilliance even in the error of another, sift it, and take advantage of it. And he then revealed it, even if the heretic had hidden it.
To reveal more, press here.


If I might attempt a shorthand explanation, GKC seems to say that erroneous philosophers like Comte find truth because they still work as humans, in a human manner - and insofar as they maintain this true humanity, they succeed, despite their error or silliness. But here is what he says about Comte:
In an age of dusty modernity, when beauty was thought of as something barbaric and ugliness as something sensible, he alone saw that men must always have the sacredness of mummery. He saw that while the brutes have all the useful things, the things that are truly human are the useless ones. He saw the falsehood of that almost universal notion of to-day, the notion that rites and forms are something artificial, additional, and corrupt. Ritual is really much older than thought; it is much simpler and much wilder than thought. A feeling touching the nature of things does not only make men feel that there are certain proper things to say; it makes them feel that there are certain proper things to do. The more agreeable of these consist of dancing, building temples, and shouting very loud; the less agreeable, of wearing green carnations and burning other philosophers alive. But everywhere the religious dance came before the religious hymn, and man was a ritualist before he could speak. If Comtism had spread the world would have been converted, not by the Comtist philosophy, but by the Comtist calendar. ... A man who has faith must be prepared not only to be a martyr, but to be a fool. It is absurd to say that a man is ready to toil and die for his convictions when he is not even ready to wear a wreath round his head for them. I myself, to take a corpus vile, am very certain that I would not read the works of Comte through for any consideration whatever. But I can easily imagine myself with the greatest enthusiasm lighting a bonfire on Darwin Day.
[GKC, Heretics CW1:87]
Why? And why do I mention a bunch of names from the past, both important and barely remembered?

Because we are heirs to great things - and this feast day gives us an opportunity to be grateful to those who have given them to us. (Yes, you can do this on your Darwin Day, if you insist. I ought to note that most American universities, even secular ones, even CATHOLIC ones, already cancel classes on Newton Day, which is December 25 - though perhaps they give another reason.)

Oh. Am I being too technical again? I will try, without so many allusions. Let's see...

Who built the first boat? Who invented cheese? Who invented paper? And ink? And writing?

Who decided to start putting spaces between words, insteadofrunningthemtogetherastheRomansandGreeksdid? (It might have been Alcuin - The 26 Letters by Oscar Ogg says he invented the separation into sentences and paragraphs.)

Or how about this: Who fed _____ (fill in any great name) when he was little? Who gave him his first real job, or took him under his tutelage? Who taught him to read and write?

Ah... but why go so far back into the unknowns?

Who taught YOU (or your parents, or their parents) to read and write? Who fed YOU when you were little? Gave you employment? rendered you service? helped you in your needs?

It seems most fitting that this month is the month in which America celebrates her national day of thanks - and if we had fallen into the sane silliness of the French Republic, we might very appropriately call this month "THANKS". (Of course if it's in French, we must use the correct ending, whatever it may be!)

As you may have expected, Chesterton has anticipated all this:
But the world has to thank [the ancient world] for many things which it considers common and necessary; and the creators of those common things ought really to have a place among the heroes of humanity. If we were at rest in a real paganism, instead of being restless in a rather irrational reaction from Christianity, we might pay some sort of pagan honour to these nameless makers of mankind. We might have veiled statues of the man who first found fire or the man who first made a boat or the man who first tamed a horse. And if we brought them garlands or sacrifices, there would be more sense in it than in disfiguring our cities with cockney statues of stale politicians and philanthropists.
[GKC, The Everlasting Man CW2:200]
Indeed. Today, perhaps more than on any other day, we need to recall the real words that begin the Prayer of Thanks:

Priest: Sursum Corda! Upwards, [all] hearts!
People: Habemus ad Dominum! We have [moved them upwards], toward the Lord!
Priest: Gratias agamus Domino Deo nostro. Let us give thanks to the Lord, to our God.
People: Dignum et justum est. It is worthy/suitable, and just/regular/proper/fitting/perfect/right.

(my own translation, done not for precision of liturgy but for emphasis and implication.)

Recall, too, that in that prayer we join the entire heavenly choir of triumphant humans - a song which hitherto was sung only by the angels. [See Isaias 6:3]

Do something human today. Offer thanks - you will never know, can never count, all those to whom you owe it, but they will know.

It is time for a picnic on the roof, or lunch on the floor.

"...thanks are the highest form of thought... gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder."

[GKC, A Short History of England CW20:463]

Upwards, all hearts!

--Dr. Thursday

PS: Since I have risked much by mentioning the formal words of the liturgy and writing about them, I must add just a bit to show this is not simple speculation on my part. According to Jungman's The Mass of the Roman Rite, the formula "Let us give thanks..." actually dates back to Jewish prayer-formulas. Moreover, the response is definitively a Roman and a public acclamation, equivalent to "Amen": "...the response to the invitation to prayer by a Dignum et iustum est was current there [in Jewish order of prayer]. And in ancient culture too, accalamtion of this kind played a grand role. It was considered the proper thing for the lawfully assembled people to endorse an important decision, an election, or the taking of office or leitourgia, by means of an acclamation." Jungman's is a thoroughly annotated work; notes state that Aequum est, iustum est was used at the election of the Emperor Gordian; Dignum et iustum est was used at the election of the bishop in Hippo. [see I:15 note 40, II:111 and notes 10&11 on that page] This work has a lot to say about the inner details which I have only hinted at here.